ski only mountains

OldsnowboarderME · Jan 31, 2008, 7:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc

Snowboarders are responsible for all of the following:

Scraped trails
Crowded trails
On slope accidents
Off slope accidents
Skier powder envy
Corruption of youth
Crumbing education system
The national debt
Global warming
Killer astroids
"Battlefield Earth"
The blister on my heel
George Steinbrenner
The Big Dig

..... dmc, OSME, did I miss anything?

Just a few:
1. the war in Iraq
2. poverty
3. the election of the next President
4.the high price of gas
5. Taxes
6. death

OldsnowboarderME · Jan 31, 2008, 7:57 AM

Oh NO way I am taking credit for the blister on your heel ..

dmc · Jan 31, 2008, 7:59 AM

The thought of some kid afraid of snowboarders is pretty funny..

I wonder if it's a learned response? Or if the kid is just raised like a "veal"....

Could just picture a kid who looks like Ralph Wiggums... Saying "snowboards make my daddy poop.."

OldsnowboarderME · Jan 31, 2008, 8:09 AM

"This is not an indictment of black people. I have a child who has a black person phobia. Are there white only ski mountains in New England or at least mountains where there are separate areas for blacks/whites. Thanks." I see no difference between what dogman wrote and this slightly edited version

dmc · Jan 31, 2008, 8:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldsnowboarderME

"This is not an indictment of black people. I have a child who has a black person phobia. Are there white only ski mountains in New England or at least mountains where there are separate areas for blacks/whites. Thanks." I see no difference between what dogman wrote and this slightly edited version

wow... ummmm.... wow....

OldsnowboarderME · Jan 31, 2008, 8:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmc

wow... ummmm.... wow....

dogman could have introduced himself in his first thread and told us the sad story of how his child was traumatized by a snowboarder and now has developed an uncontrollable fear of snowboarders to the point of it being a phobia and asked us for advise on how to help him get past this unreasonable fear .. but he didn't did he so comes across as a troll.

deadheadskier · Jan 31, 2008, 8:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc

Snowboarders are responsible for all of the following:

Scraped trails
Crowded trails
On slope accidents
Off slope accidents
Skier powder envy
Corruption of youth
Crumbing education system
The national debt
Global warming
Killer astroids
"Battlefield Earth"
The blister on my heel
George Steinbrenner
The Big Dig

..... dmc, OSME, did I miss anything?

tormenting young children, though I guess that could somewhat fall under your corruption of youth catagory

highpeaksdrifter · Jan 31, 2008, 8:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldsnowboarderME

"This is not an indictment of black people. I have a child who has a black person phobia. Are there white only ski mountains in New England or at least mountains where there are separate areas for blacks/whites. Thanks." I see no difference between what dogman wrote and this slightly edited version

Dude, calm down. BTW there is a big difference.

Grassi21 · Jan 31, 2008, 8:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc

Snowboarders are responsible for all of the following:

Scraped trails
Crowded trails
On slope accidents
Off slope accidents
Skier powder envy
Corruption of youth
Crumbing education system
The national debt
Global warming
Killer astroids
"Battlefield Earth"
The blister on my heel
George Steinbrenner
The Big Dig

..... dmc, OSME, did I miss anything?

don't forget the increase of man on sheep sexual assault.

OldsnowboarderME · Jan 31, 2008, 8:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grassi21

don't forget the increase of man on sheep sexual assault.

I am pretty sure that is just a skier thing .. snowboarders are into Betty's... Marc you never have strapped on a snowboard ..right?

Jan 31, 2008, 7:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
OldsnowboarderME Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kittery Maine Posts: 3,249	Oh NO way I am taking credit for the blister on your heel .. __________________ I haven't been out yet this year ... enough is enough - I will be at Crotched Mountain Midnight Madness 1/09/2009 "OldsnowboarderME" will be on my helmet or I will be the one going really slow down the hill avoiding any kind of bumpie terrain in case you want to find me... Jerry

Jan 31, 2008, 7:59 AM	#13 (permalink)
dmc Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Hunter, NY Posts: 7,267	The thought of some kid afraid of snowboarders is pretty funny.. I wonder if it's a learned response? Or if the kid is just raised like a "veal".... Could just picture a kid who looks like Ralph Wiggums... Saying "snowboards make my daddy poop.." __________________ Yeah, well. The Dude abides.

Jan 31, 2008, 8:09 AM	#14 (permalink)
OldsnowboarderME Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kittery Maine Posts: 3,249	"This is not an indictment of black people. I have a child who has a black person phobia. Are there white only ski mountains in New England or at least mountains where there are separate areas for blacks/whites. Thanks." I see no difference between what dogman wrote and this slightly edited version __________________ I haven't been out yet this year ... enough is enough - I will be at Crotched Mountain Midnight Madness 1/09/2009 "OldsnowboarderME" will be on my helmet or I will be the one going really slow down the hill avoiding any kind of bumpie terrain in case you want to find me... Jerry

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Jan 31, 2008, 7:54 AM
Sponsor AlpineZone Supporter