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| Goose Stompin' Time! | Quote:
one at a time, into a room to undergo a psychological test. In the room is a table (upon which is a pad and pencil), a chair, a bucket of water, and a waste basket rigged so that it can be set ablaze from an adjacent room in which the psychologists watch. The engineer is first, and the basket is set ablaze. The engineer immediately jumps up, grabs the bucket of water and dashes the entire thing onto the fire, flooding the entire room and extinguishing the fire. The physicist is next. The basket ignites, the physicist quickly calculates exactly how much water is required to extinguish the flames and pours exactly that amount, neatly extinguishing the flames. The mathematician next. The basket blazes up, the mathematician calculates exactly how much water is required to put out the fire, and then walks out of the room. The statistician is last. The basket is ignited. He grabs the bucket, pours half on one side, half on the other, and announces, "It's out."
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| Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: LI, NY
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| Villanova 1995 Communications Worked for the National Hockey League in Production, NBC Sports and NBC Ad Sales...now I have my own business...we are an independent distributor of computer networking hardware (Cisco, IBM, HP/Compaq, Nortel etc) selling to large systems integrators nationally....currently looking to sell the biz (most likley to my partner) for a variety of reasons.....anyone looking for an experience saleman with business ownership experience?? Living/working on Long Island.
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| Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The island of misfit toys.
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| If you went to college, where did you go? SUNY Cobleskill What year did you graduate? 1977 What was your degree? Agricultural Engineering (Associates) Is your degree relative to your profession today? Somewhat.
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| bike shop, wyoming Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Waitsfield,Vt
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