Greg's Roast

[Mildcat]

Originally Posted by GrilledSteezeSandwich

Haha Greg has a beard..hahaha..and he skis on skinny skis..and he doesn't like to carve..haha..and he's good with computer stuff haha..and he likes to drink beer...haha..and he goes on other sites to promote AlpineZone..hahaha..and he's a GSS groupie..hahaha..and he's really my alter-ego..hahahaha

You forgot to mention his clown poles.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Originally Posted by Mildcat

You forgot to mention his clown poles.

Oh yeah..44 inch poles are for park rats..midgets..and Greg..lol

[BeanoNYC]

Wow I missed a lot the last few days in Vermont.

- Greg doesn't bring lunch when he skis. He just brings a knife and fork and eats the bumps for lunch.

- Greg doesn't have a set of balls, he has a set of VW Bug size moguls.

- Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap buildings in a single bound...this is just how Greg warms up before a bump run.

[andyzee]

Originally Posted by BeanoNYC

Wow I missed a lot the last few days in Vermont.

- Greg doesn't bring lunch when he skis. He just brings a knife and fork and eats the bumps for lunch.

- Greg doesn't have a set of balls, he has a set of VW Bug size moguls.

- Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap buildings in a single bound...this is just how Greg warms up before a bump run.

It's a roast, not a smooch fest.

[Mildcat]

Everything I know about skiing bumps I learned from Gregs posts.

Now can somebody teach me the right way to ski bumps?

[andyzee]

Originally Posted by Mildcat

Everything I know about skiing bumps I learned from Gregs posts.

Now can somebody teach me the right way to ski bumps?

Boy, I see you really have seen Greg ski bumps.

[ta&idaho]

What amazes me most about Greg is how he is able to spend so much time on the internet given that pretty much any workplace's computer system would filter out all his favorite websites:

www.bushlover.com
www.seedmybumps.net
www.downthezipper.org
www.wantemshortandskinny.biz
fanclub.grilledsteezesandwich.com

[OldsnowboarderME]

Originally Posted by andyzee

It's a roast, not a smooch fest.

This thread should be locked for failure to live up to the "roast standards". It is difficult to roast someone you feel for .... now GSS would be another matter. When he was semi roasted he almost went home crying ... Greg is kind of like the guy I would let hang around me in High School as a side kick because he didn't fit in anywhere else and he was always picked last.

[OldsnowboarderME]

Oh if there is another AZ day at Sugarbush next season .. Please don't let Greg determine the date. He had the whole winter to chose from the last time and he picks a day near the end of March. He has never invited me over for BBQ either ...

[Greg]

Originally Posted by OldsnowboarderME

Oh if there is another AZ day at Sugarbush next season .. Please don't let Greg determine the date. He had the whole winter to chose from the last time and he picks a day near the end of March. He has never invited me over for BBQ either ...

Yep. That 8-12" of powder was pretty crappy. My bad.