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Originally Posted by awf170 
BTW: You guys can have AndyZee. We were going to recruit him, but after seeing his fatass barely make it up Hillmans Highway once I've decided you guys get him.
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LMFAO...about Andy..85 pounds on my back..Zee..
Let me roast myself..goes all the way to Jackson Hole and only skis inbounds lift serviced terrain..what a gaper..and on non powder days made 5 laps an hour down 2700 vert groomers to pad his vertical foot totals and get mad steezy speed.
Quits after only 10 runs when it's pouring rain at Blue mountain.
Arrives at Blue mountain at 7:10AM even though the lifts don't start until 7:30AM for an empty first few runs and fresh cord.
Gets credit card air on all the booters except the big mother-F#cking booter at Blue..mad steezy yo..
Almost gets his ass kicked by cutting in front of an old hippie skibums skis in the line at Jackson Hole..hey he was getting coffee or taking a dump..you can't reserve liftline spots with skis..maybe I'll reserve a spot in line for a concert with one of my shoes...mad Homer Simpson..doh
Started drinking beer at 7:15AM on closing day at Blue and at 9:00AM on retro gaper day at Blue..but didn't get a Ski-Ui
Is thinking about skiing with a clown horn next season..
Thinks 88mm underfoot are fatboyz..
Mogul style can be defined as goose stomping
Says mad steezy yo more than any other human being on earth.
Hits on MILFs from Cherry Hill New Jersey on the chairlift with a Joey Tribioni from Friends,"How You Doing"
Made out on a chairlift during the 2007-08 ski season..with another person..a woman at that..who had all her teeth..
Spends more time posting on ski sights than skiing despite skiing a combined 326 days in the past three ski season..
Knows the vert of nearly every ski resort by heart..
Enjoys the occasion NT..No Turn run..
Likes to straight run moguls
Likes to make GS turns through deep crud
Dislikes deep piles of sugar but doesn't let them phase him
Major one legged steeze..can ski a blue run on one leg top to bottom better than most of the Blue mountain ski patrollers can do it on two legs
Skis faster than Gorgonzola down Razors Edge while drinking a beer..
Leaves Kingslug in the dust...
Would whip Greg and AWF in a Chinese downhill..
Is a rapping fool..loves to battle rap
Does the best running man..in ski boots..in the world..and is bringing out the cardboard next season for some parking lot brake dancing
Enjoys Roasting himself..