Nation's Snowmen March Against Global Warming

billski · Mar 26, 2008, 8:03 PM

I'm with the snowmen:

"In many regions of New England today, there's not even enough snow on the ground to make snowballs, much less a torso," Centigrade said. "Instead, some snowmen are stuck together with slush and leaves rather than pure, white snow. We must take steps now to end their suffering."

"Most of us end up victims of the scourge that almost killed Frosty: man-made climate change."

"You Can't Build A Snowman With Rain"

"He suffered third-degree slush on over 90 percent of his body"

"Late word arrived Tuesday evening that the Moscow protest was violently dispersed by riot police bearing hot-water hoses and snow blowers"

"Those of us who remember the Icelandic anti-heated-sidewalk riots of the 1980s know that the powers that be despise and fear snowmen who fight for their rights,"

http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._march_against

hiroto · Mar 26, 2008, 9:02 PM

She is not invited? (Ooops, her left arm fell off!)

severine · Mar 26, 2008, 9:43 PM

Gotta love The Onion.

billski · Mar 27, 2008, 8:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hiroto

She is not invited? (Ooops, her left arm fell off!)

Damn global warming....

ed-drum · Mar 27, 2008, 3:30 PM

The polar ice caps on Mars are receding from warming. Are they going to march for Mars?

Mar 26, 2008, 8:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
billski Outing Club Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Lexington, Mass. Posts: 2,567	Nation's Snowmen March Against Global Warming I'm with the snowmen: "In many regions of New England today, there's not even enough snow on the ground to make snowballs, much less a torso," Centigrade said. "Instead, some snowmen are stuck together with slush and leaves rather than pure, white snow. We must take steps now to end their suffering." "Most of us end up victims of the scourge that almost killed Frosty: man-made climate change." "You Can't Build A Snowman With Rain" "He suffered third-degree slush on over 90 percent of his body" "Late word arrived Tuesday evening that the Moscow protest was violently dispersed by riot police bearing hot-water hoses and snow blowers" "Those of us who remember the Icelandic anti-heated-sidewalk riots of the 1980s know that the powers that be despise and fear snowmen who fight for their rights," http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._march_against __________________ Millions and Millions of Lifts Served. Since 1976 ACE

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hiroto Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newton, MA Posts: 330	She is not invited? (Ooops, her left arm fell off!)

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ed-drum Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Saugeries,ny Posts: 65	The polar ice caps on Mars are receding from warming. Are they going to march for Mars?