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Originally Posted by snoseek  It's 45 minutes. I skied from 8:30 till one with no breaks (pissed in the woods) but yeah it totally sucked balls. . |
Hey you don't have to be defensive...I get burnt out hella quick on powder days..due to no warmup runs or breaks..but there's too much getting along in this thread.
What's with the people who bitch and moan when it's slushy spring conditions..."The Snow is Heavy and it's 60 degrees out..this snow sucks"...only I'm a hypacrit because I dislike Frogols..not not fraggles..from the hit show Fraggel Rock..but the Fraggels can't ski well..and always have picnics in the landings of the terrain park.
Parkrats who steer with their ankleswith their hands at their hips..come on guys..hands forwards..ass up..get rid of the baggy clothes..they create drag..and those double tips are for clowns..get some race stock Atomics and a ski boot 2-3 sizes too small..stop grinding the butter box and do some drills on one leg and in the gates..get invited to Nastar Nationals and stand around other guys in skintight races suits..posing with big gaper grins....no offense Gymnast..mad props on 2,000 skydives..
Racers who think they own the mountain..who would never ever in a zillion years boot up in the parking lot..for fear of a loose piece of gravel..ruin their 800 dollar ski boots custom fitted by an aging ballet skier named Sven. Oh man 4 inches of new snow is going to ruin the racecourse. Spyder jacket wearing making hogging the cat-track with side to side turns..with all your 10 zillion Nastar stickers stuck to pole which is bad aerodynamics..
Bro Brah gnarly sickbird living in Jackson Hole..only ski if there's more than 8 inches of fresh snow..jaded..bro it's cloudy..it's gonna suck..7 inches is dust on crust..fairweather skibum...drinking PBR..and shredding the gnar..as long as the conditions are perfect..
Dick and Nancy..only can ski on groomed snow..when the cord marks are gone they're ready to hang up the skis..loves free hour at Okemo..and would never even think of going in the woods for fear of Scratching Head Supershapes..Lets out hoots and hollers while going 25mph on a Blue cruiser..is stunned when I whiz by them at 50..leaving a steezy wake from my double tips..Still better than the ski patrollers who do the Pocono Shuffle..skidding their turns..