What are you doing right now?

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Originally Posted by Sexkitten

Not this year since Bob won't go once the water park opens. Oh well. Maybe next year or maybe September depending on our Florida trip.

Bob is so freaking picky...you know you can go to Dorney Park without hitting the waterslides...is Bob afraid of seeing 300 pound puerto rican woman in bikinis???

[drjeff]

Right now I'm trying not be to concerned that my very pregnant front desk employee is having contractions that are about 5 minutes apart and getting stronger and more frequent (i'm hoping it was just the cheesecake )

Atleast my local hospital is literally 200 yards from my office

[Marc]

Originally Posted by drjeff

Right now I'm trying not be to concerned that my very pregnant front desk employee is having contractions that are about 5 minutes apart and getting stronger and more frequent (i'm hoping it was just the cheesecake )

Atleast my local hospital is literally 200 yards from my office

Run now. One of the engineers here just recently calved, and when she was all bloatiated n chit, I had her convinced that even though I'm an EMT, since I'm not licensed in RI, it'd be illegal for me to deliver her baby.

[Dr Skimeister]

Originally Posted by Marc

Run now. One of the engineers here just recently calved, and when she was all bloatiated n chit, I had her convinced that even though I'm an EMT, since I'm not licensed in RI, it'd be illegal for me to deliver her baby.

I'm not licensed in any state for people....but I delivered my 2 sons.

[drjeff]

Originally Posted by Marc

Run now. One of the engineers here just recently calved, and when she was all bloatiated n chit, I had her convinced that even though I'm an EMT, since I'm not licensed in RI, it'd be illegal for me to deliver her baby.

My business partner and I have been telling her all day that in no uncertain way did we even remotely read that chapter of the book when we were in dental school a long time ago

Just incase though, and more so to be a wise a$$, my business partner brought his baseball glove in from his car so he'd be ready to do some catching if need be!

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Dr Skimeister

I'm not licensed in any state for people....but I delivered my 2 sons.

After participating closely in the births of both humans and cows, I've concluded that cows are much less disgusting.

[Sexkitten]

Originally Posted by GrilledSteezeSandwich

Bob is so freaking picky...you know you can go to Dorney Park without hitting the waterslides...is Bob afraid of seeing 300 pound Puerto Rican woman in bikinis???

Not fatties... busses of city people. Sorry I married a "fair weather" everything but that's life.

Originally Posted by drjeff

Right now I'm trying not be to concerned that my very pregnant front desk employee is having contractions that are about 5 minutes apart and getting stronger and more frequent

Braxton hicks?

Originally Posted by Dr Skimeister

I'm not licensed in any state for people....but I delivered my 2 sons.

Really? That seems either super cool or absolutely awful depending on the circumstances.

[Marc]

Originally Posted by drjeff

My business partner and I have been telling her all day that in no uncertain way did we even remotely read that chapter of the book when we were in dental school a long time ago

Just incase though, and more so to be a wise a$$, my business partner brought his baseball glove in from his car so he'd be ready to do some catching if need be!

Hahaha, do you happen to have a pair of salad tongs in the office?

[drjeff]

Originally Posted by Marc

Hahaha, do you happen to have a pair of salad tongs in the office?

Nahh, we're just clicking our tooth extraction forceps in her general vicinity right now!

[Marc]

Originally Posted by drjeff

Nahh, we're just clicking our tooth extraction forceps in her general vicinity right now!

I'll give you credit, I'd be revving up the drill.






Is that mean?