This thread made me think of this song
:
I like smoking me some grass,
getting cut with glass,
sniffing my cocaine and pain.
I like noses full of snot,
dead things when they rot,
belching just for fun and scum.
And I like you too.
I like smacking little boys,
breaking all their toys,
needles in my arm and harm.
I like spearing little dogs,
eating little frogs,
screaming in the night and fright.
And I like you too.
I like knuckles when they pop,
screaming at a cop,
bugs around my ears and tears.
I like stepping on a nail,
spitting in a pail,
cooking me a rat and bats.
And I like you too.
I like lizards in the grass,
smelling raunchy gas,
slipping on some ice and lice.
I like catching me the flue,
snails in a stew,
armpits when their wet and sweat.
And I like you too.
I like cankers on my tongue,
sniffing monkey dung,
scumbags of all sorts and warts.
I like barfing on nice rugs,
chewing little slugs,
leeches sucking blood and mud.
And I like you too.
I like playing in the sewer,
walking in manure,
coughing up some blobs and slobs.
I like beating up some punks,
odor from some skunks,
smelling garbage burn and worms.
And I like you too.