The AlpineZone Battle Royal

[andyzee]

Originally Posted by awf170

BTW: You guys can have AndyZee. We were going to recruit him, but after seeing his fatass barely make it up Hillmans Highway once I've decided you guys get him.

Austin, one thing I have to say for you, you're probably the only person on this board that could make Greg look manly.

[awf170]

Originally Posted by Greg

That's awesome. So...let's pin it down and try to figure out what the bump skier to turn earner day ratio is. 3:1? 4:1? Looks like my meager 41 day season is at least a 123 day turn-earner season. Sweet!

Yup. Those turn earners are kinda like GSS who counts 90 minute sessions at Blue Mountain as a full ski day...

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Don't worry, us hikers are in such superior shape that when we do go to resort we crank out mad steezy vert to make up for the touring.

Originally Posted by GrilledSteezeSandwich

Would whip Greg and AWF in a Chinese downhill.

On its on, chunky. So do you think you'll have actually started your diet by the time? Or will you still be shooting for next Monday? Your fatass will be gasping for air about a third of the way down chute.

Originally Posted by dmc

If it weren't for the skiers of Tucks mogul skiing may never have started... It was in the gullys of Tuckerman Raine that modern skiing saw born... And the old Austrian crap got tossed out the window...

Look it up..

Pwned.

(Man I go away for a couple of hours and look at the awesomeness I find. This thread makes me proud.)

[OldsnowboarderME]

Originally Posted by GrilledSteezeSandwich

LMFAO...about Andy..85 pounds on my back..Zee..

Let me roast myself..goes all the way to Jackson Hole and only skis inbounds lift serviced terrain..what a gaper..and on non powder days made 5 laps an hour down 2700 vert groomers to pad his vertical foot totals and get mad steezy speed.

Quits after only 10 runs when it's pouring rain at Blue mountain.

Arrives at Blue mountain at 7:10AM even though the lifts don't start until 7:30AM for an empty first few runs and fresh cord.

Gets credit card air on all the booters except the big mother-F#cking booter at Blue..mad steezy yo..

Almost gets his ass kicked by cutting in front of an old hippie skibums skis in the line at Jackson Hole..hey he was getting coffee or taking a dump..you can't reserve liftline spots with skis..maybe I'll reserve a spot in line for a concert with one of my shoes...mad Homer Simpson..doh

Started drinking beer at 7:15AM on closing day at Blue and at 9:00AM on retro gaper day at Blue..but didn't get a Ski-Ui

Is thinking about skiing with a clown horn next season..

Thinks 88mm underfoot are fatboyz..

Mogul style can be defined as goose stomping

Says mad steezy yo more than any other human being on earth.

Hits on MILFs from Cherry Hill New Jersey on the chairlift with a Joey Tribioni from Friends,"How You Doing"

Made out on a chairlift during the 2007-08 ski season..with another person..a woman at that..who had all her teeth..

Spends more time posting on ski sights than skiing despite skiing a combined 326 days in the past three ski season..

Knows the vert of nearly every ski resort by heart..

Enjoys the occasion NT..No Turn run..

Likes to straight run moguls

Likes to make GS turns through deep crud

Dislikes deep piles of sugar but doesn't let them phase him

Major one legged steeze..can ski a blue run on one leg top to bottom better than most of the Blue mountain ski patrollers can do it on two legs

Skis faster than Gorgonzola down Razors Edge while drinking a beer..

Leaves Kingslug in the dust...

Would whip Greg and AWF in a Chinese downhill..

Is a rapping fool..loves to battle rap

Does the best running man..in ski boots..in the world..and is bringing out the cardboard next season for some parking lot brake dancing

Enjoys Roasting himself..

This should be it's own thread " Why I love myself and why you should love me too" ...

[OldsnowboarderME]

Originally Posted by Greg

WTF is "true natural skiing?"

"What would be you sliding on your ass through the moguls" ..

[campgottagopee]

This thread is great

Bump skiers??? Yah, okey dokey----only reason bumps even form is because you wussy's need to check off some speed so your mamma doesn't get scared. Some say bump skiers rip, I say bump skiers are friggin chicken chit fake effers trying to impress someone.

Turn earners---PA LEASE----do us all a favor and go hike the Long Trail or something. Green Peace is calling---nuff said

Beer drinkin', cig smokin', carhartt wearin skiers of Greek Peak are the REAL MEN of the mountain.....nasty 900 vert yo!!!!!!!

[jack97]

Originally Posted by campgottagopee

Beer drinkin', cig smokin', carhartt wearin skiers of Greek Peak are the REAL MEN of the mountain.....nasty 900 vert yo!!!!!!!

Yeah..... hungover & brown teeth old farts on super carver skis. That's radical skiing.

[2knees]

Originally Posted by campgottagopee

This thread is great

Bump skiers??? Yah, okey dokey----only reason bumps even form is because you wussy's need to check off some speed so your mamma doesn't get scared. Some say bump skiers rip, I say bump skiers are friggin chicken chit fake effers trying to impress someone.

Turn earners---PA LEASE----do us all a favor and go hike the Long Trail or something. Green Peace is calling---nuff said

Beer drinkin', cig smokin', carhartt wearin skiers of Greek Peak are the REAL MEN of the mountain.....nasty 900 vert yo!!!!!!!

Long live the Carhartt skiers! Saw one at Mt. Snow on closing day. toughest apparel known to man.


Bump skiers not only ignore pain, we relish it. Only bada$$ mofo's like myself still ski bumps when you can barely walk from the car to the lodge but still rip the snot out of super steep manly trails like Ego Alley.

[2knees]

Originally Posted by Greg

WTF is "true natural skiing?"

This?

Ahhahahahahaha. this is great!

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Originally Posted by OldsnowboarderME

This should be it's own thread " Why I love myself and why you should love me too" ...

I always look at myself in the mirror cause I'm a gnarcissist..I simply like to watch myself exist now I'm in a fog and mist..it's too late I'm not annonymous..

[andyzee]

Originally Posted by 2knees

Long live the Carhartt skiers! Saw one at Mt. Snow on closing day. toughest apparel known to man.


I love how Greg starts these threads. The 36 year old "core" bump skier with 3 years of bumps under his belt. Come back and talk to me after you have another 20 years of punishment on your body. Only bada$$ mofo's like myself still ski bumps when you can barely walk from the car to the lodge but still rip the snot out of super steep manly trails like Ego Alley.

Very good points, I think you could consider Greg a "Park Ave" skier. So long as there's no bare spots, lifts are running, mancurist is available, he's there!