This years 1st "It's so hot I could just...." thread

Beetlenut · Jun 10, 2008, 3:33 PM

It's so hot in Rhode Island that:

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground!

The cows are giving evaporated milk!

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron!

You experience condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

Paul · Jun 10, 2008, 9:01 PM

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Originally Posted by drjeff

It's so hot I can't believe that just about every school district in Connecticut had early disssmal today(seriously!)- WTF is up with these wimpy kids today??? Half of them atleast could use a couple of hours in a sauna setting anyway

For the second day in a row, no less....

wa-loaf · Jun 10, 2008, 9:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul

For the second day in a row, no less....

Yea, when we went to school they didn't call it until a least few kids passed out from heat exhaustion.

drjeff · Jun 10, 2008, 11:16 PM

Hawkshot99 · Jun 11, 2008, 2:36 AM

It wasn't hot today. I went and played 18 holes of golf at the hottest part of the day and was fine. Now Saturday was hot! 6 hours spent outside doing landscaping for a person's open house.

Trekchick · Jun 11, 2008, 6:57 AM

In all fairness to those of you who are really dealing with heat, It hasn't reached 80 here in Michigan yet.
We've had some severe thunderstorms and rain for a week solid.
The Great lakes are a wonderful thing!

In the interest of the fun of this thread:
Its so hot, my nipples haven't been hard for two days!

drjeff · Jun 11, 2008, 8:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trekchick

In all fairness to those of you who are really dealing with heat, It hasn't reached 80 here in Michigan yet.
We've had some severe thunderstorms and rain for a week solid.
The Great lakes are a wonderful thing!

In the interest of the fun of this thread:
Its so hot, my nipples haven't been hard for two days!

These might help

jack97 · Jun 11, 2008, 9:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Trekchick

Its so hot, my nipples haven't been hard for two days!

tree_skier · Jun 11, 2008, 9:40 AM

I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

tree_skier · Jun 11, 2008, 9:45 AM

P.F.C. Edward Garlick: God, it's warm, huh?
Airman Adrian Cronauer: Warm? No, this is a setting for London Broil.

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Hawkshot99 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Poughkeepsie, NY Posts: 2,068	It wasn't hot today. I went and played 18 holes of golf at the hottest part of the day and was fine. Now Saturday was hot! 6 hours spent outside doing landscaping for a person's open house. __________________ 08'-09'3 Scott P3-178 Rossi B-Squad-174 Rossi Mutix-175

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Trekchick Don't Freaq me out! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,745	In all fairness to those of you who are really dealing with heat, It hasn't reached 80 here in Michigan yet. We've had some severe thunderstorms and rain for a week solid. The Great lakes are a wonderful thing! In the interest of the fun of this thread: Its so hot, my nipples haven't been hard for two days! __________________ Building a quiver is just foreplay for snowgasms

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Jun 10, 2008, 3:33 PM	#11 (permalink)
Beetlenut Don't make me crawl over there... Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: West Kingston, RI Posts: 1,028	It's so hot in Rhode Island that: The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground! The cows are giving evaporated milk! You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron! You experience condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

Jun 11, 2008, 9:40 AM	#19 (permalink)
tree_skier Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SOUTHERN VERMONT Posts: 1,180	I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

Jun 11, 2008, 9:45 AM	#20 (permalink)
tree_skier Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SOUTHERN VERMONT Posts: 1,180	P.F.C. Edward Garlick: God, it's warm, huh? Airman Adrian Cronauer: Warm? No, this is a setting for London Broil.