gmcunni
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i'm LEAVING home soon, need a haircut.
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i'm LEAVING home soon, need a haircut.
o3jeff
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Do you still drive with the top down?
billski
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gmcunni
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shamefully no. i was thinking of dropping the top yesterday but was too lazy. i was reminiscing with my daughter how easy it was to put the top down on the BMW and how much a pain in the ass it is with the jeep.
o3jeff
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Bump for Tuesday.
Black Phantom
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:grin:o3jeff
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You buying lunch, up in your neck of the woods. In Leominster this morning.
o3jeff
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Close enough.... Anything "out for delivery"?
Window business slow this time of year?
billski
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God, fill this page up with posts so I don't have to see it anymore. Nobody should ever do that to a lady!
o3jeff
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Actually we're pretty busy, had to go watch them install a mock up at the old Whitney Building.
billski
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Why do people fart around with windows when it's still so warm?
0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
o3jeff
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Huh?
billski
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New England Temperature Conversion Chart
60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
Black Phantom
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ghey
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Black Phantom
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huh
o3jeff
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Where is everyone today, place is slow.
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