Would you rather ski or have sex?

Bumpsis · Dec 6, 2011

soulseller said:
But lets be honest, in order to make this question interesting, one parameter needs to be established. Are we talking about sex with your spouse or someone new...

Yes!! This parameter makes can make all the difference. In my situation, sex with someone new would probably be too expensive. In comparison, walk up ticket at Stowe would be a bargain.
Still... hmmm
Nah, I would pick skiing but only if I had a shot at first tracks in knee deep dry powder at Sugarloaf or area similar to that.

AngryHugo · Dec 6, 2011

Bumpsis said:
Yes!! This parameter makes can make all the difference. In my situation, sex with someone new would probably be too expensive. In comparison, walk up ticket at Stowe would be a bargain.
Still... hmmm
Nah, I would pick skiing but only if I had a shot at first tracks in knee deep dry powder at Sugarloaf or area similar to that.

it can go the other way, too. sex with Ernest Borgnine or Janet Reno? um...... skiing on a crowded, icy, hill any day.

steamboat1 · Dec 6, 2011

What's sex?

UVSHTSTRM · Dec 6, 2011

OldsnowboarderME said:
I have lost interest in sex but not snowboarding .. sex is over rated for the amount of time, effort and energy ones has to pour into it for what you get out of it in the end.

Must be a women.

deadheadskier · Dec 7, 2011

wow

skiing leading sex by a 2 to 1 margin. You folks must have spouses/girlfriends that are lousy in the sack.

Terry · Dec 7, 2011

Why do we have to choose. I would rather have both!

C-Rex · Dec 7, 2011

deadheadskier said:
wow

skiing leading sex by a 2 to 1 margin. You folks must have spouses/girlfriends that are lousy in the sack.

Quite the opposite. We are so sexually satisfied that our "upper" brain gets to do the thinking for a while, so skiing/snowboarding take priority. Eventually we'll all be in the doghouse for going the mountains all the time. Then the "lower" brain will take over and the poll ratio will reverse.

More reasons skiing/snowboarding is better:

- The mountain doesn't care if I finish a little early.

- You can ride the mountain anyway you want without having to get it drunk first.

- The mountain can handle being ridden all day, everyday.

- At some mountains, if I'm not happy with conditions, I can get a voucher for another time.

MadPatSki · Dec 7, 2011

deadheadskier said:
wow

skiing leading sex by a 2 to 1 margin. You folks must have spouses/girlfriends that are lousy in the sack.

Or I could turn it around and say... maybe its your skiing experience that are pretty lousy. :spin:

:smash:

Vortex · Dec 7, 2011

I thought the two went together :spin:

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deadheadskier · Dec 7, 2011

Bob R said:
I thought the two went together.

Have to say Bob, you probably have it very good with your slopeside condo at the River.

deadheadskier · Dec 7, 2011

MadPatSki said:
Or I could turn it around and say... maybe its your skiing experience that are pretty lousy. :smash:

well, judging how this has been the worst start to a ski season that I can remember, I hope most people are at least getting laid frequently. Otherwise life would really suck.

OldsnowboarderME · Dec 7, 2011

you're a slave to whatever you need ... pick your master(s)

Please don't feel sorry for me because I don't feel deprived .. actually I find it rather liberating.

MadPatSki · Dec 7, 2011

deadheadskier said:
Have to say Bob, you probably have it very good with your slopeside condo at the River.

He didn't bring his wife the last time I saw him. :popcorn:

Vortex · Dec 7, 2011

I Left early Sunday due to the call " there is a tree on the roof and we have no power." You do the math.

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aaronbru · Dec 12, 2011

Human nature to want what you can't have. So at this point I would expect a lot of people to say skiing.

bvibert · Dec 13, 2011

This thread is full of win.

I won't choose between the two though...

Nick · Dec 13, 2011

it's like having to choose between which relative survives / dies, one of those horror situations,

Nick · Oct 18, 2012

Bump

ScottySkis · Oct 18, 2012

Nick said:
Bump

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Ski porn lol.

bdfreetuna · Oct 18, 2012

I like sex. Sometimes I like sex more than skiing.

I like skiing more. Sometimes skiing isn't as good as sex.

overall win > skiing.

If I had to pick one or the other, I guess I'd have to choose sex (and have a go at snowboarding).

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