billski
Active member
I got up from my seat in the cafeteria to hit the can and when I came back my beloved napkin was not there!
I did report it to Guest Services as well as the local police.
Your napkin has been located. I regret to inform you that it was found on I-89, with lacerations and a blood-like substance on it's body. It was buried in a shallow grave off to the side of the road. Nearby a Stowe lift ticket, and a single ski was found. While forensics have not been completed, there is evidence to suggest these items were thrown from the window of a Land Rover at a high rate of speed. His next of kin have been notified. The cafeteria will hold a moment of silence on Friday. Napkin brethren from all over Vermont are expected to attend. It will likely impact food service across the state. More news as it breaks.