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Sometimes a native speaker should be hired to write instructions. My '80 Subaru was like that, but the manual is too long gone.

Can you figure out from the instructions how to use this thing? How do I "bake" shoes? :dontknow:What is "half-baked"? :spin:

I guess I can't use it in the US at 220Volt? :roll:

NEW Portable Shoes Boot Glove Warmer Dryer Dry
brand new, high quality.

Dryer & Deodorizer for shoes

Temperature, security, shoes are not deformed.

Moisture inside the shoe can be removed gradually to eliminate the growth of bacteria.

Devices commonly used drying shoes make your feet from moisture and bacteria troubles.

User Introduction:

1.The drying device into the shoes shoes, connect power, bake shoes devices to work, the temperature of the thermostat is set at an appropriate level, without adjustment.

2.Shoes before going to bed at night will begin play next morning baking.10 hours or so drying shoes in general.

3.You can also join the drug sterilization, deodorizing better effect, in the baking shoes before cutting pills into half baked anti-shoe device at the bottom of the mouth can be used as medicin

Use of: shoes, sneakers, shoes, rubber boots, rubber shoes, cotton shoes, etc.

Voltage Rating: 220-250V / 50-60Hz.
Power Rating: 10W.

Note: Drying shoes are placed inside the shoes should be appropriate space, not too tight!
 

billski

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What's this one???

brand new,High quality

Put the metal into your ear

Put other side into your ear fish out feculence.

Don’t put the ear picked into the ear deeply and be careful to use it.

More better use it after bath.

Insure the ear clean before or after.

Size: about 8.3 cm
 

billski

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New! Pretty All drilling pet dog cat Tag

High quality product,Brand new

High-end fashion ,cute

Pet's neck can be tied, or hands and feet
Workmanship and meticulous
Beautiful and practical
Perfect for the parties and events as well as for everyday use
Can be used on pet's collar

Size : Approx 0.65"(L) x 0.5"(W)

Item comes in different style depending on stock.
 

billski

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wtf?

double eyelid clip clamp

* ONLY 5 mins eveyday, it will create double eyelid naturaly. Hot selling in Asia
* Harmless to your skin, no pain, no tape, no glue, 100% natural and easy to use
* Try it and you will love it!
 

billski

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A perfect Valentines Day present

Hidden Sexy Lady Hair Comb and U hair clip

pack consists of one hair comb and one U hair clip.

Using these hair combs, you can make sexy, cute and elegant Hair Styling easily and quickly everyday or when attending parties.

they will give you instant volume and stay firmly in your hair no matter what style you are bumping. you will enjoy feeling confident and beautiful, as if you have just stepped out from a professional salon.
 

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ctenidae

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double eyelid clip clamp

* ONLY 5 mins eveyday, it will create double eyelid naturaly. Hot selling in Asia
* Harmless to your skin, no pain, no tape, no glue, 100% natural and easy to use
* Try it and you will love it!

Obviously, it's to reduce the epicanthic fold. Much easier than an epicanthoplasty, andmore secure than Scotch tape (and not as bulky as duct tape)
 

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Singapore uses a local dialect of English called "Singlish". They pretty much ignore all the irregularities of English. To pluralize anything, you just put an 's' at the end. They ignore all the irregular verbs. It would be like if you told a German to fix English grammar.
 

gmcunni

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Singapore uses a local dialect of English called "Singlish". They pretty much ignore all the irregularities of English. To pluralize anything, you just put an 's' at the end. They ignore all the irregular verbs. It would be like if you told a German to fix English grammar.

don't they add LA to the end of words too?
 
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