"Kim Jong Un" Bash-a-thon

At the risk of execution, this thread is born.

That's awesome! How does he keep a straight face?

Check out the Facebook page. I don't know whether to laugh, cry or call bogus

[h=4]About[/h]


The Great Leader
Work Info
Employer: People Ideas and Culture
Position: Leader
Location: Pyongyang, North Korea

Activities
Leading & Knowing
Interests
Make the World a better place for you and me
Favorite Books
Juche
Favorite Music
Gunfire

Q: Is North Korea a dictatorship?

A: No, the DPRK is a single-united-party constitutional democracy guaranteeing freedom of speech and assembly to all citizens. DPRK citizens play an active role in their nation’s political life at the local, regional and national levels, through their trade unions or as members of one of the nation’s three political parties, which include the Workers’ Party of Korea, the Chondoist Chongu Party and the Korean Social Democratic Party.

Right. Freedom of speech. Until they shoot you.

Q: I hear that North Koreans are very poor. Is this true?

A: By international standards, DPRK citizens enjoy a very high standard of living. In Socialist Korea, the state guarantees all citizens the right to quality healthcare, education, stipends for the disabled, retirement pensions and access to recreational facilities, as well as a wide array of other state-supported services. Indeed, DPRK citizens are guaranteed many provisions that are uncommon in many developed capitalist societies, which are home to real poverty. Unlike in many countries of the capitalist world, the DPRK is a state free of homelessness, unemployment, Prostitution and Starvation.

That's right
they have no healthcare or services, so everyone is treated equally.
they have no homes, jobs, pensions, stipends or education. You are entitled to whatever is offered.
That's right no prostitution or starvation. Sex-slaves and food shortages, but we never discourage people from starving themselves.

billski you most disohonorable traitor and enemy of the state

Guess what billski? You just got yourself banned from the DPRK. No skiing Masik Pass for you!

skiNEwhere said:

Guess what billski? You just got yourself banned from the DPRK. No skiing Masik Pass for you!

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No! Say it ain't so! I believe you are mistaken. I have received a "special invitation" to be part of a party that makes "first tracks." I'm to be escorted by a group of top-flight "instructors" in funny hats who will give me a "private tour" of the "back country". I can't wait! :-o

Still trying to figure the hidden meaning of this..... :blink:

No Pond Skimming & Barbeque for you Bill @Masik Pass...........
Those without the Masik Season Pass will be promptly shot over in the nearby woods..... The ice cream social and new_skis_raffle will start @7pm...