Greg's Roast

2knees said:

First time i met Greg was at sundown. real shocker there. Saw some skinny ass dude with a 70's pornstar beard and tried to high tail it out the side door before he recognized my jacket i said i'd be wearing. First thing out of his mouth was something along the lines of blah blah blah radical bumps.

I'm thinking who the f&&* says radical? I gave that one up when i hit puberty. Well about 50,000 radical this and that comments later, greg still cant ski bumps but he has some nifty knee pads, err patches, on his pants so i guess that makes him radical now.

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Greg said:

I knew you'd come through! :lol:

Speaking of that grimy yellow jacket, your helmet looks like you picked it up at a yard sale. You really do exude style on the hill. I would be willing to sell you my radical knee patch bump pants so you can finally burn those silly MC Hammer lookin' wind pants you always wear. The problem is the pants that fit this skinny ass dude would still be too big on a skinnier ass dude like yourself.

And yes, the beard is also radical. Doesn't surprise me that a guy with pre-pubescent peach fuzz on his chin would be so jealous. Maybe you should go back to using "radical" like you did before puberty. Not sure you really even reached it yet.

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2knees said:

damn you're firing back harder then the rounds coming in! :lol:

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andyzee said:

No commment.

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from_the_NEK said:

What no quick snarky comeback from Greg? Lame. Almost a lame as Greg's knee patches :roll:

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from_the_NEK said:

To me Greg is still in the same category as the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny. As far as I can tell, he is really just the phantom alter ego of Riverc0il. All "Greg" cares about are silly sissy bumps and won't make any extra effort to ski where the real powder is (north of 89). Until I actually meet this "Greg" guy, when he FINALLY grows a set and comes north to ski Burke or Jay, I will refuse to believe he actually exists.
Steve: I always knew you were behind this. Great job on setting up this board, it is a great compliment to your The Snow Way website. Targeting the Southern New England audience was very thoughtful :idea:.

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GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

Greg is the only person in internet land with more posts than me...I have 17,200 posts on PASR...where AlpineZone Greg posts videos of bump competitions and woo'd me over to this fine site filled with Gapers..lol

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andyzee said:

Are you related to Greg or are you his alter ego?

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MR. evil said:

Many of you may not know this, but Greg actually doesn’t like skiing. His so-called ski addiction and even AlpineZone were all made up so he would have an excuse to devote time to his one true love..................

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from_the_NEK said:

To me Greg is still in the same category as the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny. As far as I can tell, he is really just the phantom alter ego of Riverc0il. All "Greg" cares about are silly sissy bumps and won't make any extra effort to ski where the real powder is (north of 89). Until I actually meet this "Greg" guy, when he FINALLY grows a set and comes north to ski Burke or Jay, I will refuse to believe he actually exists.
Steve: I always knew you were behind this. Great job on setting up this board, it is a great compliment to your The Snow Way website. Targeting the Southern New England audience was very thoughtful :idea:.

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riverc0il said:

Please from_the_NEK, have a little respect before suggesting that Greg is my alter ego. Greg is the one being roasted in this thread, no need to get personal with me by suggesting that Greg and me are one and the same.

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riverc0il said:

You know, the funny thing is if you go back far enough in the forums, AZ pretty much started off with Greg and me responding to each other's posts. Maybe I am Greg's phantom wannabe persona that actually gets the powder days, tree skiing, and big mountain earned turn epic days he always dreams about while skiing mighty Sundown and those epic 6" powder days at the Bush (the greatest ski area in New England, just in case you were not aware). You do notice what Greg is skiing on now, don't you? Coincidence?

But no, Greg and I am not one and the same. I started posting because I felt bad for Greg having to start topics and not having a single reply....
http://forums.alpinezone.com/106-warm-weather.html
http://forums.alpinezone.com/308-hunter-mountain.html
http://forums.alpinezone.com/491-back-normal-temps.html

So I started posting and gave Greg someone to chat with...
http://forums.alpinezone.com/469-interactive-tuckerman-map.html
http://forums.alpinezone.com/274-snowmaking-resumes.html

When it was just me and Greg voting in the polls.... well... you almost had to feel bad for the poor guy not being able to attract anyone to the forums... not even to place an extra vote, let alone make a post...
http://forums.alpinezone.com/452-should-i-keep-bc-forum.html

You can almost hear the desperation in Greg's writing when looking for a moderator in this post. Imagine having to reply back to your own post with "Anyone?" and having to offer a Mod position to get some more people to participate!?
http://forums.alpinezone.com/81-looking-moderator-here.html

I won't bore you with the details about the PM's begging people to post. Sad really. Please from_the_NEK, have a little respect before suggesting that Greg is my alter ego. Greg is the one being roasted in this thread, no need to get personal with me by suggesting that Greg and me are one and the same.

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But no, Greg and I am not one and the same. I started posting because I felt bad for Greg having to start topics and not having a single reply....
Warm Weather...
Hunter Mountain
Back to 'normal' temps...

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