billski
Active member
I'm with the snowmen:
"In many regions of New England today, there's not even enough snow on the ground to make snowballs, much less a torso," Centigrade said. "Instead, some snowmen are stuck together with slush and leaves rather than pure, white snow. We must take steps now to end their suffering."
"Most of us end up victims of the scourge that almost killed Frosty: man-made climate change."
"You Can't Build A Snowman With Rain"
"He suffered third-degree slush on over 90 percent of his body"
"Late word arrived Tuesday evening that the Moscow protest was violently dispersed by riot police bearing hot-water hoses and snow blowers"
"Those of us who remember the Icelandic anti-heated-sidewalk riots of the 1980s know that the powers that be despise and fear snowmen who fight for their rights,"
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_snowmen_march_against
"In many regions of New England today, there's not even enough snow on the ground to make snowballs, much less a torso," Centigrade said. "Instead, some snowmen are stuck together with slush and leaves rather than pure, white snow. We must take steps now to end their suffering."
"Most of us end up victims of the scourge that almost killed Frosty: man-made climate change."
"You Can't Build A Snowman With Rain"
"He suffered third-degree slush on over 90 percent of his body"
"Late word arrived Tuesday evening that the Moscow protest was violently dispersed by riot police bearing hot-water hoses and snow blowers"
"Those of us who remember the Icelandic anti-heated-sidewalk riots of the 1980s know that the powers that be despise and fear snowmen who fight for their rights,"
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_snowmen_march_against
