The AlpineZone Battle Royal

GrilledSteezeSandwich · May 2, 2008

snoseek said:
This is the closest think to true natural skiing there is.

The closest thing to spending 10 times more time hiking than skiing.

Save your energy for the skiing..Slow lifts are painfull..give me a high speed quad or 6-pack..

dmc · May 2, 2008

andyzee said:
Crank it out dude. :lol:

I think I just threw up in my mouth..

dmc · May 2, 2008

GrilledSteezeSandwich said:
Save your energy for the skiing..Slow lifts are painfull..give me a high speed quad or 6-pack..

Like my buddy John says... "Blacken the sky with chairlifts"

Greg · May 2, 2008

snoseek said:
Really it's all good, but really hiking for skiing really can't be looked down on. This is the closest think to true natural skiing there is.

WTF is "true natural skiing?" :blink:

This?

dmc · May 2, 2008

If it weren't for the skiers of Tucks mogul skiing may never have started... It was in the gullys of Tuckerman Raine that modern skiing saw born... And the old Austrian crap got tossed out the window...

Look it up..

Greg · May 2, 2008

dmc said:
If it weren't for the skiers of Tucks mogul skiing may never have started... It was in the gullys of Tuckerman Raine that modern skiing saw born... And the old Austrian crap got tossed out the window...

Look it up..

Oh great. Here comes the hippy snowboarder trying to be the voice of reason... :roll:

andyzee · May 2, 2008

Greg said:
You are one vile greasy ape of a man.

And don't you forget it you lil girly boy,

GrilledSteezeSandwich · May 2, 2008

Greg said:
Oh great. Here comes the hippy snowboarder trying to be the voice of reason... :roll:

Haha,,remember the picture of DMC on skis in the bumps with a fanny pack and a big pornstar moustache..JEA!!!!!

ALLSKIING · May 2, 2008

andyzee said:
Crank it out dude. :lol:

Oh god, please stop I am getting sick.

GrilledSteezeSandwich · May 2, 2008

andyzee said:
Crank it out dude. :lol:

damn a three roper...as Devo would say..whip it..whip it good..

andyzee · May 2, 2008

awf170 said:
BTW: You guys can have AndyZee. We were going to recruit him, but after seeing his fatass barely make it up Hillmans Highway once I've decided you guys get him.

Austin, one thing I have to say for you, you're probably the only person on this board that could make Greg look manly.:smash:

awf170 · May 2, 2008

Greg said:
:lol: That's awesome. So...let's pin it down and try to figure out what the bump skier to turn earner day ratio is. 3:1? 4:1? Looks like my meager 41 day season is at least a 123 day turn-earner season. Sweet!

Yup. Those turn earners are kinda like GSS who counts 90 minute sessions at Blue Mountain as a full ski day... :lol:

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Don't worry, us hikers are in such superior shape that when we do go to resort we crank out mad steezy vert to make up for the touring.

GrilledSteezeSandwich said:
Would whip Greg and AWF in a Chinese downhill.

On its on, chunky. So do you think you'll have actually started your diet by the time? Or will you still be shooting for next Monday? Your fatass will be gasping for air about a third of the way down chute.

dmc said:
If it weren't for the skiers of Tucks mogul skiing may never have started... It was in the gullys of Tuckerman Raine that modern skiing saw born... And the old Austrian crap got tossed out the window...

Look it up..

Pwned.

(Man I go away for a couple of hours and look at the awesomeness I find. This thread makes me proud.)

campgottagopee · May 3, 2008

This thread is great:smash:

Bump skiers??? Yah, okey dokey----only reason bumps even form is because you wussy's need to check off some speed so your mamma doesn't get scared. Some say bump skiers rip, I say bump skiers are friggin chicken chit fake effers trying to impress someone.

Turn earners---PA LEASE----do us all a favor and go hike the Long Trail or something. Green Peace is calling---nuff said

Beer drinkin', cig smokin', carhartt wearin skiers of Greek Peak are the REAL MEN of the mountain.....nasty 900 vert yo!!!!!!!

jack97 · May 3, 2008

campgottagopee said:
Beer drinkin', cig smokin', carhartt wearin skiers of Greek Peak are the REAL MEN of the mountain.....nasty 900 vert yo!!!!!!!

Yeah..... hungover & brown teeth old farts on super carver skis. That's radical skiing. :wink:

2knees · May 3, 2008

campgottagopee said:
This thread is great:smash:

Bump skiers??? Yah, okey dokey----only reason bumps even form is because you wussy's need to check off some speed so your mamma doesn't get scared. Some say bump skiers rip, I say bump skiers are friggin chicken chit fake effers trying to impress someone.

Turn earners---PA LEASE----do us all a favor and go hike the Long Trail or something. Green Peace is calling---nuff said

Beer drinkin', cig smokin', carhartt wearin skiers of Greek Peak are the REAL MEN of the mountain.....nasty 900 vert yo!!!!!!!

Long live the Carhartt skiers! Saw one at Mt. Snow on closing day. toughest apparel known to man.

Bump skiers not only ignore pain, we relish it. Only bada$$ mofo's like myself still ski bumps when you can barely walk from the car to the lodge but still rip the snot out of super steep manly trails like Ego Alley. :lol:

2knees · May 3, 2008

Greg said:
WTF is "true natural skiing?" :blink:

This?

Ahhahahahahaha. this is great!

GrilledSteezeSandwich · May 3, 2008

OldsnowboarderME said:
This should be it's own thread " Why I love myself and why you should love me too" ...

I always look at myself in the mirror cause I'm a gnarcissist..I simply like to watch myself exist now I'm in a fog and mist..it's too late I'm not annonymous..

andyzee · May 3, 2008

2knees said:
Long live the Carhartt skiers! Saw one at Mt. Snow on closing day. toughest apparel known to man.

I love how Greg starts these threads. The 36 year old "core" bump skier with 3 years of bumps under his belt. Come back and talk to me after you have another 20 years of punishment on your body. Only bada$$ mofo's like myself still ski bumps when you can barely walk from the car to the lodge but still rip the snot out of super steep manly trails like Ego Alley. :lol:

Very good points, I think you could consider Greg a "Park Ave" skier. So long as there's no bare spots, lifts are running, mancurist is available, he's there!

GrilledSteezeSandwich · May 3, 2008

andyzee said:
Very good points, I think you could consider Greg a "Park Ave" skier. So long as there's no bare spots, lifts are running, mancurist is available, he's there!

Along with some ski industry brown nosing..lol..for ads on here for some new Crabgrawlers..

An early start for Greg is 10:00AM..

BLESS · May 3, 2008

awf170 said:
I still have a month left of quality skiing...

Hmm... lets compare what Greg skied last Friday vs. what I skied.
http://forums.alpinezone.com/27324-sugarbush-4-25-2008-a.html
vs.
http://timefortuckerman.com/forums/showpost.php?p=111401&postcount=5

Looks like a close call. Right...

(This thread is going to be fun:uzi::flame

BTW: You guys can have AndyZee. We were going to recruit him, but after seeing his fatass barely make it up Hillmans Highway once I've decided you guys get him.

that shot you took with the contrails from the jet is $$$$$

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