The Hawkshot99 Hooker Fund

**andyzee** · May 18, 2008, 6:51 AM

I way we all cheap in and get Hawkshot99 a hooker. It' obvious the poor boy has been having trouble sleeping at night.

**GrilledSteezeSandwich** · May 18, 2008, 6:54 AM

Yeah he needs to get laid..I'll put up $5...$10 if the prostitute is a midget..$20..if the prostitute is a midget with three nipples..

**BeanoNYC** · May 18, 2008, 6:57 AM

Originally Posted by GrilledSteezeSandwich

Yeah he needs to get laid..I'll put up $5...$10 if the prostitute is a midget..$20..if the prostitute is a midget with three nipples..

If that prostitute is a little person, send her my way.

**andyzee** · May 18, 2008, 7:21 AM

Originally Posted by BeanoNYC

If that prostitute is a little person, send her my way.

Another skier on injured reserved. Difference being, you're not counting to 100 between the hours of 12 and 2 am and you have a lovely wife.

**Hawkshot99** · May 18, 2008, 8:56 AM

Originally Posted by BeanoNYC

If that prostitute is a little person, send her my way.

yea back off the midget is mine!!!!!!!

struggle to sleep at night. Doesnt help that I dont need to wake up in the morning.......

**Dr Skimeister** · May 18, 2008, 9:07 AM

Who gets sloppy 34ths?

**andyzee** · May 18, 2008, 9:09 AM

Originally Posted by Dr Skimeister

Who gets sloppy 34ths?

New count to a million thread?

**ckofer** · May 18, 2008, 10:27 AM

Better opt for the undercarriage rinse.

**GrilledSteezeSandwich** · May 18, 2008, 1:13 PM

Originally Posted by OldsnowboarderME

How about we just rent one and we all share ..

As long as I'm one of the first 8 or 9...guys in line..I'm down..maybe Marc can bring a Goat..

**Hawkshot99** · May 18, 2008, 2:11 PM

I call #1

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