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LIfe's Gonna Suck

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andyzee

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I hate to be accused of hijacking a thread so I'm starting this thread as a result of something that was said in another:


And paving the lot isn't exactly environmentally friendly, either....

I say screw the environment
Live life, enjoy life
Let your little rug rats worry about the environmet when they get older.





This s a special moment right now,
We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home,
Send your parents out of the room this is a kid's song.
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.

Hey! If you know the words, Sing along!

You're gonna hafta mow the lawn,
Do the dishes, make your bed.
You're gonna hafta go to school until you're seven-teen.
It's gonna seem about three times as long as that

You're gonna hafta go to work, go to work, go to work,
Your boss'll be a big big jerk, a big big jerk, a big big jerk,
Your boss'll be a big big jerk in all of your career

You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun.
You might have to go to war, when you get out of school.
Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse.

You're gonna hafta deal with stress
Deal with stress, deal with stress.
You're gonna be a giant mess
When you get back from the war.

Santa Clause does not exist, and there's no Easter Bunny,
You'll find out when you grow up, that Big Bird isn't funny.
(funny, funny, hahahahaha!)

Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.

You're gonna end up smoking crack, on your back, face the fact.
You're gonna end up hooked on smack, and then you're gonna die.

And then you're gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie.

Something for the kids,
Well, I think I smell a lawsuit in that one, What do you think?
 

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Andy you have issues

You are correct, I have issues and apologize. Mods, can you please change the subject of this thread to "Count to One Billion" :lol:

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My favorite saying is...

"Lets see if we can first say YES - before we say NO"

Works great on hostile people in business...


Stole it from our mellow Swedish CTO...
 

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Stupid pinko commie facist right wing moderator.





See what I did there? Net politics = zero.

I do belive its Stupid pinko commie facist right wing bed wetting moderator

favorite bumper stickers:

nuke the whales

jesus loves you - every body else thinks your an asshole!
 
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A bumper sticker I saw yesterday which was cool read as follows..


"I love my country I hate our governement"..
 
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