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2knees

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or wherever your spam mail ends up.

i was going through looking for an email from CBS sportsline, which i mistakenly marked as spam, and i couldnt believe some of the crap that gets sent around. Maybe i'm overworked but the shit makes me laugh.

darlena One stop solution for small peckers
Nobody Attain the pinnacle of lovemaking
Levtira Viagar deannac's - Forget about long-acting medications!.
yuan Gaining inches the hardcore way
RalphLauren.com Create Your Own Big Pony Polo, Plus Last Chance Sale
nyck Vomero Paris Hilton Endorses Ron Paul

and about 300 offers for cheap Rolex's, TV's and rocket powered monkey cars.
 
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Great thread, a lady at work and I are always trying to send out the good ones we find in our spam filter, got these about an hour ago:

No Pumps! No Surgery! No Exercises!

If your wife became cold, light the fire in her again w...
 
deadheadskier

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for the most part, I don't receive pecker enhancement solicitation.....perhaps my reputation is farther reaching than I thought :lol:

Online Lottery? Another story all together. I receive at least 5 promises of 2 million pounds sterling a day. bastards never once have paid me though.
 
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Don't knock them..I have a $2.1M check on its way from Nigeria as I type.
 
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Enalgre your Peins!

And Satisfy!




I sent my money in two months ago........still nothing.
 
wa-loaf

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Just got this one:

Vicodin/Hydrocodone/Phentermin! LowPrice, HIGH QUALITY! Order Today! hbx qvng
 
wa-loaf

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Yea I seem to be on the drug lists:

We Sell only HIGH QUALITY DRUGS (ViagraCailis $1.31/tab). Worldwide Delivery, Fast Shipping. Save money with us! gcu sxh

Canadian Pharmacy: Viagra, Cialis and more...
 
bvibert

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I get all sorts of drug spam, probably more than all the others kinds.

Here's a doozy I just found:
I videotaped my mom while she was masturbating :eek:

Or this one:
Does your Mr. Winkie need upgrading? Our offer will interest you. :lol:
 
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bvibert said:
I get all sorts of drug spam, probably more than all the others kinds.

Here's a doozy I just found:
I videotaped my mom while she was masturbating :eek:

Or this one:
Does your Mr. Winkie need upgrading? Our offer will interest you. :lol:
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:eek:


Are you ready for endless December nights full of endless pleasure?
 
ctenidae

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deadheadskier said:
disregard the one about the midget, marc and the pony as well
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No way, man. That one was well worth the $19.99 plus S/H

I've got one now that says, "Your wife needs all your attention? Solve the problem right now with IT"

Seems to me, Information and Technology are what draws most of that attention. I don't think better networking is going to do it.
 
bvibert

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ctenidae said:
No way, man. That one was well worth the $19.99 plus S/H

I've got one now that says, "Your wife needs all your attention? Solve the problem right now with IT"

Seems to me, Information and Technology are what draws most of that attention. I don't think better networking is going to do it.
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I got the same one. I was wondering how my IT department was going to help...
 
wa-loaf

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Confidential business proposal

dear mr. American,

good day and compliments.

I am henri paulson, the ministry of the treasury of the republic of america, and the personal financial adviser to george w. Bush (the eldest son of the former dictator of america, general george hussein walker bush).

This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but i implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my country.

It is with deep sense of purpose and utmost sincerity that i have the privilege to write you this letter knowing full well how you will feel as regards to receiving a mail from somebody you have not met or seen before. There is no need to fear, i got your address from a wall street business directory which lends credence to my humble belief. I also assure you of my honesty and trustworthiness. I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

During the last military regime here in america, the government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in various ministries. My country has had great crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of us$800,000,000,000.00 (eight hundred billion us dollars) in cash for safe-keeping. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be of most profitable for you.

I am working with the honourable mr. Phil gramm, lobbyist for ubs, who will be my replacement as ministry of the treasury in january. As senator, you may know him as leader of the american banking deregulation movement in the 1990s.

This is a matter of great urgence. We need a immediate blank cheque. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because as civil servants we are constantly under surveillance by democratic members of congress, the media, and the american public. My family lawyer, mr. Rick davis, advised me that i should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the transfer latest seven (7) banking days from the date of the receipt of the following information: All of your bank account, ira and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. This way we will use your country's name to apply for payment in your name. After i receive that information, i will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds. That's all. Let me know what you think about this.

We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.

May allah show you mercy as you do so?

Your faithfully,

dr. Minister of treasury paulson
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