Salomon Conspiracy One-Piece Suit - Men's




Salomon's Conspiracy One-Piece Suit blew minds when it launched last season, and it returns for 2008/09 for a second assault on your medulla oblongata. Go ahead and call it a fart bag or a fruit suit. That's right: laugh it up, sucka. Fact is, we'll be chuckling all the way to the peak while you point, giggle, and shiver your jewels off on the lift. There is nothing-repeat, nothing-as comfortable, toasty and care-free on a dump day as a one-piece, and the Conspiracy ranks among the best in recent designs. Crafted entirely from 20K/20K-rated three-layer ClimaPRO fabric, it has pockets and vents for days, a loose, mobility-enhancing fit, and enough ridiculous purple steeze to start a nearly endless stream of uninvited commentary. The only prerequisites for wearing it are a healthy dose of kiss-my-ass attitude and the ability to throw down like a bad mother.
Price: $230.00 (64% Off!)
Regularly: $649.95

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