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ATTN A-ZONE: I am calling you out for a SKI-OFF!!!!!!1111!!!1

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Highway Star

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Killington. Every weekend until the end of the season, Saturday or Sunday. 11am at the top of the K-1 Gondola.

You must answer there callout and RSVP.....state you will be there, or I won't bother showing up.

You know the rules, they've been posted here.

If several people show up, we'll probably start with an all out downhill run from the K-1 down to the canyon quad, to see who actually gets to be in the ski-off.

Agenda for ski-off will be as follows:

We will run a mass start chinese downhill to Canyon Quad (or Superstar lift if CQ is not open). Route is optional. All in attendance are required to participate (don't bother even showing up otherwise!!!). Winner of DH gets to call the first ski-off route/skiing style. Top 0 to 3 skiers in the downhill will ski-off against me, depending on depth of talent....if there is no talent, no ski-off.


11:00 AM: Arrive at top of K-1.
11:05 AM: Move to top of Downdraft/Cascade headwall for mass start chinese downhill,
11:10 AM: Start of downhill.
11:12 AM: Arrive at bottom of lift.
11:13 AM: Load lift. If you're not there, I'm not waiting.
11:17 AM: Ski-off participants gather at top of lift.
11:18 AM: Winner of DH calls out route and skiing style, and will ski first.
11:20 AM: Ski-off begins.
11:25 AM-Noon: Repeat. Each skier calls and leads one run.
 
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Will the little ShortSki F be there?
 

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the definition of insanity.

repeating the same task over and over again and expecting a different result.......
 

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OK... I''ll say it....

You penis is much bigger then anyone here... It dwarfs ours... So that being said.. You can take your huge penis and go back to KZone...

Please...
 

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You can ski on Z right, and you can ski on Z left but you cannot ski in Z middle!

... the only rules in a ski off that I'm aware of.

Thank you, John Cusack for your best work.
 

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Highway Star

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Awww.....I might actually be skiing some bumps this weekend. I'm sure you'll want to be there to see that.
 

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Throwing down the guantlet

Unfortunately I can't make it up to Vt. this weekend due to some urgent plumbing repair at my house, but.... Hows about a "cyber" or "virtual" competition instead?

Pick your best video of yourself that's on YouTube, Vimoe or whatever and embed it here. Then a challenger can post theirs. And the winner is ..... Let the WWW decide.

Any takers?

An entirely new thread perhaps?
 

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Will the little ShortSki F be there?


Well well if it isn't the über liberal and always tolorent of other peoples ideas & opinions my old buddy little dougie. Hey buddy nuke the whales.
 

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I am usually up for a good HS callout... Working Sat, sorry.
 

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Im tempted to rush up there tomorrow and show you all how its really done on a snowboard.
 
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