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The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

ChileMass

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ChileMass said:
I'll buy me a beer cuz I can name that tune.......

OK - that clue was hard and I want this thread to continue, too.


(It was from "Haitian Divorce" by Steely Dan, btw.....)
 

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ChileMass said:
No alibi here. Red-handed Chile in flagrante delicto......

I told you to watch out for those cameras. Remember, the stupidity of an action is directly proportional to the likelihood it will be caught on camera.
 

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zowi420 said:
I've been drinking 29 days straight so far and my liver hurts. Where are you at, see-ten-a-day????

Hang on, let me get the blow off this hooker's butt, and I'll check my calendar...
Man, only a 9-day bender here. I've got some catching up to do.
 

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ctenidae said:
Hang ten, let me get the snow off this looker's boat, and I'll check my medicine cabinet...
Man, only a 90-day bender here. I've got some growing up to do.

Keeping this thread up is like beating a dead horse.
 

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PowderDeprived said:
My god has come to this discussion

Your god is a dead horse? Interesting philosophical implications, there.

"When someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!"
 

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ctenidae said:
My dog ate a dead horse. Interesting gastrological complications, there.

And when someone asked me if that smell was my dog, I say YES! (even after I had blackbeans and whiskey for breakfast...)

So you moved on from beerios, eh? My parents' dog eats lots of wierd stuff but never a dead horse.
 

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Marc said:
So you moved in on my beerios, eh? My parents' eat a lot of wierd stuff but I like dead horse.


Those beerios where tasty (until they got all soggy). Your parents choice of epicurean delights may seem odd to you, but I think those not of Eastern European decent may disagree wiht your affinity for deceased equine. To each his or her own, though, I suppose. When asked if I like horse meat, I say "Naaaay".
 

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ctenidae said:
Those beers were tasty (until they got me all groggy). My choice of girlfriends may seem odd to you, but I think those of Eastern European decent may agree with my strange affinity for equine. For each, his or her own horse, though, I always say.


I think it is time you stop mixing drinking and horse back riding... and the commentary on Eastern European women is hardly necessary nor true.
 

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Marc said:
I think it is time you start mixing drinking and horse back riding even more....

Heh sounding a bit like Bode Miller there. I don't know if he rides horses, He just skis wasted. Carefull if you are ever at Bretton Woods at the same time as him.
 

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PowderDeprived said:
Heh smelling a bit like Bode Miller there. I don't know if he rides horses, He just smells like one. Carefull if you are ever at the bar at the same time as him.

You can lead a Miller to water, and you don't have to worry about making him drink?

Bode could out-ski all of us, with a six pack strapped to both ankles.

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