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2knees

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I'm sitting in my office and i think i just sharted.

what now?
 

wa-loaf

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Squirm around in the seat to confirm that's what you actually did.
 

Glenn

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If you're wearing khakis, this should be a no brainer. Just a find a mirror.
 

Grassi21

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Enjoy it! You deserve it!


Maybe you broke your ass....?
 

o3jeff

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If I have more than 1 Fiber One bar a day, I wind up playing the ass trumpet all night.
Those chocolate oates ones are delicious, I bought a big box of then at Costco and would eat at least one a day and was wondering why my stomach was always perculating and I was fart more than usual. Then it dawned on me that it was the Fiber one bars. Now I can handle one or two a week!
 

Grassi21

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If I have more than 1 Fiber One bar a day, I wind up playing the ass trumpet all night.

Those chocolate oates ones are delicious, I bought a big box of then at Costco and would eat at least one a day and was wondering why my stomach was always perculating and I was fart more than usual. Then it dawned on me that it was the Fiber one bars. Now I can handle one or two a week!

There are days when I take in 15-20 grams of fiber in FiberOne products (bars, cereal, wheat bread, and now muffins). Throw in some fruit and greens and the pipes are happy.
 
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