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Helly Hansen North Marker 3L XP Jacket - Women's
When you're skiing in the Helly Hansen North Marker 3L XP Women's Jacket and come across a wandering moose, repress the temptation to leash that furry animal and use it as your snowmobile. As it charges you and you start to sweat, unzip your underarm vents to stay cool and pull out a granola bar from one of your front zip pockets. Moose love granola bars, so set it down on the snow, pull up your hood, and lay down on your back in submission. Don't worry, the waterproof North Marker keeps you dry even if you get a gallon of moose snot all over you as he searches for more nutrition in your powder skirt. When the moose realizes your environmentally friendly jacket makes you a lover of nature as well, he'll leave you there un-trampled.
Price: $130.00 (59% Off!)
Regularly: $324.95
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When you're skiing in the Helly Hansen North Marker 3L XP Women's Jacket and come across a wandering moose, repress the temptation to leash that furry animal and use it as your snowmobile. As it charges you and you start to sweat, unzip your underarm vents to stay cool and pull out a granola bar from one of your front zip pockets. Moose love granola bars, so set it down on the snow, pull up your hood, and lay down on your back in submission. Don't worry, the waterproof North Marker keeps you dry even if you get a gallon of moose snot all over you as he searches for more nutrition in your powder skirt. When the moose realizes your environmentally friendly jacket makes you a lover of nature as well, he'll leave you there un-trampled.
Price: $130.00 (59% Off!)
Regularly: $324.95
Buy Now
