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The someone's having a bad day thread

legalskier

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Inspired by the story of flight attendant Steven Slater (http://abcnews.go.com/US/jetblue-fl...-slater-arrested-flight-jfk/story?id=11361298).

I'll go first-

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"criminal mischief in a packed room in the basement of criminal court in Queens"

That is one seriously specific charge.
 

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Just when you thought it couldn't get worse...

Montana Fishburne...was arrested last year for alleged prostitution and only avoided jail by signing up for a work-alternative program. So maybe porn is a step in the right direction.
On March 19, Fishburne pleaded no contest in a Hollywood courtroom to criminal trespass, a misdemeanor, and the court agreed to drop charges of solicitation and loitering in a public area for the purpose of prostitution, according to court documents. She was sentenced to two years' probation and 15 days in jail, but was able to do community service instead of jail time. As part of her probation, Fishburne was also ordered to not charge (or attempt to charge) money for sex; have sex in a public place or a place "exposed to public view"; hitchhike or otherwise engage drivers in conversation; and loiter in alleys or public streets "with the intent to solicit acts of prostitution."
Basically, don't go out and be a hooker.


Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b194035_laurence_fishburnes_aspiring_porn-star.html#ixzz0wEJNhsp4
 
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