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billski

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You may also live in Canada if:

  • If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there.
  • If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
  • If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
  • If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend.
  • If you measure distance in hours.
  • If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
  • If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again.
  • If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
  • If you carry jumper cables in your car, and your wife knows how to use them.
  • If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
  • If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km, you're going 95 and everybody is passing you.
  • If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
  • If you know all 4 seasons:
    Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction. (Cheryl says:'This is my favourite, because how true')
  • If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
  • If you find -2[SUP]o[/SUP]F degrees 'a little chilly'.
Canadian jokes kindly sent in by Cheryl Lohr.
 

ScottySkis

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Lucky country being well taken care of. Minimum wage higher then ours by lot. Freedom for Mary cool weather with snkwu hills nice not bit summer government that cares we LA

They smart about thin
Anytime. More then our government here. Care about their population cares about more then here in freedom what freedom USA!!!!!!!
 

Warp Daddy

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You also know you are Canadian when:

The phrase EH is an exclamation, A question or a punctuation :p

and a return from a shopping excursion in the usa includes no shopping bags in the car but wearing 4 layers of clothes and involves /multiple suitcases in the car when crossing the border( the suitcases were originally EMPTY coming into th US ) :beer:


up here inNNY we love our Canadian friends and neighbors they are the best and they like to have fun !!!!
 

ironhippy

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It's amazing how close those are to the truth, I imagine a lot of it fits for New England as well.
 
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