FBGM
Well-known member
You guys drink the kooool aid pretty good.
Lets start with the eats...you go to lunch at Mothership Vail or new Park City lodge, you will blow a $50 bill.
Lets go to the ski side of the junk show. We will start with the good skiing. Kirkwood is rad. Has not been turned into Walmart yet. Abay is small, but still good stuff to ski. Oh how bout we go to Breck...the flattest groomer fest there is in CO...yawn. Lets ski 20 degree groomers all day and wait at bottom of main 6 packs for 45min and pay $165. Mothership Vail is just as bad until you get to Blue Sky...sick, just in time to come back through the junk show at days end. Park City is Traverse City except for Jup. Canhole..cough, Park City new is a fucking spider web of lifts...takes you 3 lifts just to start skiing. Sounds sick. Lets pay $120 a day for that. How about N*. Thats the Breck of Tahoe, flat and boring, but you get a sick village and low elevation flat skiing in the rain. Sign me up.
But hey, this site is made by Joey in Jersey and Billy from Texas. Same shit. You all love your condos and weekend vacations from the flat lands to New England. And your one vacation a year to Walmart makes everyone on here an expert. But hey, I know you skied Keystone 4 days last year and drank the kool aid and got that Epic Mix 20,000 vert in so you know it all. You keep it up. Pack those slopes and pay for that parking. Sit in your Jersey offices and bang yer heads to get that moneys and pay for that Epic Pass.
Gots no beef like some yous thinks. Just know a lots about ski areas. More then Im sure you weekend ski dads think.
Off to do real skiing. Don't let the poma slap yer nuts on the way by.
Lets start with the eats...you go to lunch at Mothership Vail or new Park City lodge, you will blow a $50 bill.
Lets go to the ski side of the junk show. We will start with the good skiing. Kirkwood is rad. Has not been turned into Walmart yet. Abay is small, but still good stuff to ski. Oh how bout we go to Breck...the flattest groomer fest there is in CO...yawn. Lets ski 20 degree groomers all day and wait at bottom of main 6 packs for 45min and pay $165. Mothership Vail is just as bad until you get to Blue Sky...sick, just in time to come back through the junk show at days end. Park City is Traverse City except for Jup. Canhole..cough, Park City new is a fucking spider web of lifts...takes you 3 lifts just to start skiing. Sounds sick. Lets pay $120 a day for that. How about N*. Thats the Breck of Tahoe, flat and boring, but you get a sick village and low elevation flat skiing in the rain. Sign me up.
But hey, this site is made by Joey in Jersey and Billy from Texas. Same shit. You all love your condos and weekend vacations from the flat lands to New England. And your one vacation a year to Walmart makes everyone on here an expert. But hey, I know you skied Keystone 4 days last year and drank the kool aid and got that Epic Mix 20,000 vert in so you know it all. You keep it up. Pack those slopes and pay for that parking. Sit in your Jersey offices and bang yer heads to get that moneys and pay for that Epic Pass.
Gots no beef like some yous thinks. Just know a lots about ski areas. More then Im sure you weekend ski dads think.
Off to do real skiing. Don't let the poma slap yer nuts on the way by.
