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2knees

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Very good points, I think you could consider Greg a "Park Ave" skier. So long as there's no bare spots, lifts are running, mancurist is available, he's there!

lol, thats funny coming from the ultimate 10-10:30 groomer skier.

if the liftline gets too choppy you get nervous.
 

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OK yer on :

yer all a bunch o effin snot noses that couldn't ski a dam with sixty year olds who friggin rip Canadian headwalls at mach schnell on 40 yr old board's pulling G's that would pucker yer butts in ice age -75 degree windchills -- cuz what teh hell yer damn near the end anyway so who gives a rats ass :D

Talk 2 me when ya get balz enuf to do it in yer damn 6th or 7th decade of sucking air up yer snot noses -- till then shut up and ski :D
 

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You guys have fun mowing the lawn, I'm going to ski some powder.
 

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OK yer on :



Talk 2 me when ya get balz enuf to do it in yer damn 6th or 7th decade of sucking air up yer snot noses -- till then shut up and ski :D

Skiing sure seems tough when you're hopped up on Viagra and Metamucil..and your balls hang to your knees..mad props..grandpa..yes the good old days were when a dime bag cost a dime and you got crabs from a 5 dollar hooker..JEA!!!
 
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hold the phone, i think we have the winner right here.


I got nothin for that one.

Times two Snoseek has me speechless..since the highlight of my morning is smoking doobies..posting on the net..and rubbing one out to AndyZees Avatar..
 
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I was waiting for that, you got me.
But we all have our days, with the exception of Greg.
Which by the way, why start a new thread, just make this one a sticky: http://forums.alpinezone.com/25965-gregs-roast.html It all amounts to the same thing :lol:

Oh no he's posting links again how about you start a thread about a 2 day one run trip to Tuckermans in May of 2023..lol
 

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Times two Snoseek has me speechless..since the highlight of my morning is smoking doobies..posting on the net..and rubbing one out to AndyZees Avatar..

beats (no pun intended) my morning. I'm dealing with a big ole concussion. I feel like i've been hung over for 2 days.
 
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this is great! what a free-for-all.

Greg probably has a big shit eating grin because he knows extra visits to the site means extra ad revenue which means he's a day closer to his dream of his own seeded bump run sponsored by Sugarbush, Powerbar, and Ski-tote..lol
 

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Oh no he's posting links again how about you start a thread about a 2 day one run trip to Tuckermans in May of 2023..lol

The funny thing is even if he starts that thread now, he probably still won't be able to get someone to join him...
 
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