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11 reasons to date a ski racer....

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Top 11 Reasons to Date a Ski Racer:
11. We like to go fast
10 .We can handle it rough
9. We always finish
8. We are not afraid to get it started
7. We train like we race
6. We know the course and hit all the right places
5. We know when to go hard
4. We always nail what we want to
3. We always inspect first
2. We'll strip fast even when its cold
and the number 1 reason to date a ski racer...
1. When it gets really hard we're known to scream.
 

Greg

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Wow. Compelling list. :roll:

WTF? :blink:
 

Greg

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You forgot: #13: Usually over in less than a minute.
 

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14. No fear of pregnancy, your spandex suit doubles as a body-rubber!
15. When it gets really hard, you loose control and DNF!
16. You like to go fast, so fast your done before you even leave the starting gate!
17. You know the course and end up in the protective snow fence anyway
and last but not least;
You think you're Bodie, she knows you're Erkel!
 

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20. They look great in baby blue ski boots

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