The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

ctenidae · Jan 17, 2006

zowi420 said:
I'm sorry....I can't play with you boys any more....We got some new snow here on Sunday, it is a blue sky day, and I'm going skiing!

You suck.

Stephen · Jan 17, 2006

ctenidae said:
You suck.

You rock.

snowmaker4191 · Jan 17, 2006

you rock my sox!

Marc · Jan 17, 2006

snowmaker4191 said:
you put rocks in my sox!

16 demerits for not only not misquoting someone, but not even quoting someone at all, and damnit ctenidae, not only did you not misquote her, you scared her off, and she was starting to like me too... I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

ctenidae · Jan 18, 2006

Marc said:
16 shots for brilliantly not misquoting someone, even more brilliantly not even quoting someone at all, and damnit ctenidae, not only did you mishandle her, you took her away from me, and she was starting to like me too... I award you 10 pints, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Sorry, Marc, I can't help it. When you're as brilliant and handsome as me, these things happen. Thanks for the shots and pints, though. With all that, I may have to ask The Big Guy for mercy myself, using the big white telephone.

Marc · Jan 20, 2006

ctenidae said:
Sorry, Marc, I can't stop it. When you're as crazy and disturbed as me, these trees talk back. Thanks for the shots and the 9mm shells, though. With all that, I may have not to ask The Trees for mercy myself, using the big green telephone.

So you are accustomed to being attacked by trees?

ctenidae · Jan 20, 2006

Marc said:
So you are accustomed to taking the pants off trees?

I assure you, I have no idea what you're talking about. i was no where near there then. The light was bad. It could be anyone in those pictures. I swear, she was 18.

ChileMass · Jan 20, 2006

ctenidae said:
We know what you're talking about, ctenidae. You're not the nowhere man. Pay no attention to the swinging light. It could be worse, I swear. It was the 18-year-old girl that turned you in.....

So we're back to this - who you calling paranoid - ???? :blink: :blink: :blink:

Marc · Jan 20, 2006

ChileMass said:
So you're watching my backside on this - who you calling paranoid - ???? :blink: :blink: :blink:

If I were you I'd be paranoid Chile, I know what happens when you let ctenidae watch your backside.

zowi420 · Jan 21, 2006

Marc said:
If I were you I'd be paranoid about Chile, I know what happens when you let ctenidae watch that backstreet boys video.

What are you saying, that sometimes the sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence?

Jazzcat · Jan 21, 2006

zowi420 said:
Sometimes you just need to grab the sheep and jump the fence.

Great words of wisdom from an insomniac gypsy.

Marc · Jan 24, 2006

Jazzcat said:
I often hear great words of wisdom from an insomniac gypsy with whom I do business.

Really now? Would she be interested in applying for a job in my brothel?

ctenidae · Jan 24, 2006

Marc said:
Really now? Would she be interested in applying for a job as my brother?

You make no sense whatsoever. It's alright, though- you ain't heavy, you're my brother.

Marc · Jan 25, 2006

ctenidae said:
I make no sense whatsoever. It's alright, though- you ain't my heavy brother.

Very true I am quite light, but not in the loafers... I've very heavy in the loafers.

ckofer · Jan 30, 2006

Very true I like white bread, but not in the toasters... I've prefer white with peanut butter.

You really should consider a whole-grain alternative.

ctenidae · Jan 30, 2006

ckofer said:
You really should reconsider that whole-brain removal.

While fairly accurate, this really isn't a nice thing to say, is it? Besides, reversing a brain removal is costly and difficult. It's much easier to just increase the ingestion of malt beverages. Let the beer do the thinking. It's proven to be more effective in most cases, anyway.

ckofer · Jan 30, 2006

While barely accurate, this really isn't the right person to pay, is it? Besides, perversing a brain removal is costly and difficult, thought the results are entertaining. It's much easier to just increase the viewing of Dancing With Stars. Let the wife do the thinking. It's proven to be more effective in most cases, anyway.

Again, women are smarter.

ChileMass · Jan 30, 2006

ckofer said:
"The chicks can't hold dey smoke....."

"So what do you little maniacs want to do first.....?"

Marc · Jan 30, 2006

ChileMass said:
"So who do you little maniacs want to do first.....?"

Ahh, I'd start with Jessica Alba but um, any lady with a pulse will do.

ckofer · Jan 31, 2006

I heard Jessica on an album first, but now I listen to the Allman Brothers through iTunes downloads.

I say bring Mr. Betts back.

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