Aussie in need of help

[Snowgo]

Hey everybody,

Me and a mate have had a bet on the number of "funny" quotes we can accumulate. The winner gets a keg of beer! I'm looking for stuff like;

Arc em or park em
Shred till ya dead
Tele till ya jelly

Your assistance would be appreciated and assure me of a massive hangover.

Cheers Paul (Australia)

 

[Rushski]

Old favorite:

No falls, no balls

 

[Grassi21]

Grip it and rip it.

I've heard it being used more in golf but its made its way to the slopes too.

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

Go big or go home.

 

[Plowboy]

old one

short skis suck, long skis truck

ski with a Hart on

 

[MRGisevil]

Turn 'em or burn 'em
If you aint fallin', you aint haulin'
Free the heel and ski for real

 

[tjf67]

Hesitation devistation

 

[SKIQUATTRO]

in response to the sign "SKI WITH CARE"

....."F&ck it, tuck it"........

 

[SKIQUATTRO]

dont remember who posted it earler, but some wrote

"eat yellow snow...it might be beer"

thats a good one...

 

[Phildozer]

Not directly ski-related but important...

"No fat chicks"

 

[tree_skier]

When in doubt air it out
if I can't have Fischer then give me Head
Ski the shit or be the shit
From Killy "if you are a skier then you must ski"


Only one way to settle this Chinese Downhill
Yah Chinese Downhill
Oh and rudy bring the trophy it should go to the real winner

What the fu*@ is a chinese downhill

 

[ccskier]

Free your heel, free your mind

For all of you telemarketers out there.

 

[downhill04]

When in doubt air it out
if I can't have Fischer then give me Head
Ski the shit or be the shit
From Killy "if you are a skier then you must ski"


Only one way to settle this Chinese Downhill
Yah Chinese Downhill
Oh and rudy bring the trophy it should go to the real winner

What the fu*@ is a chinese downhill

HAHA LMAO

You can ski on this side or that side but stay out of the middle.

Hey Rudy, kiss my ass! Not on this side or that side but right here in the middle.

Classic Movie!!!!

 

[dmc]

"Turn good or eat wood..."

"If your first turn is your worst turn then you'll burn burn burn"

"Hey you OK??? Then get the F out of my line!"

 

[ctenidae]

"Go that way, really fast. If anything gets in your way, turn."

 

[tree_skier]

Hey little rookie quess what I had for breakfast?

Wheaties

no how do you say it, I had sunny side up, I had sunny side down and I had sunny side all zee way around.

 

[tree_skier]

Why do you have 3 pairs of skis

the short ones are for ballet
the medium ones for bumps
and the long ones for just plain speed

 

[MRGisevil]

In Communist Russia, skis wear YOU!

 

[kingslug]

When in doubt straighten em out.