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Costume Party

Dr Skimeister

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My wife and I decided to have a costume party. To put a little variation on the theme, we asked everyone to come dressed as an emotion.

First guest arrives in a pink, frilly dress and she's giggling. "That's easy, you're 'Tickled Pink' ".

Next guest is in a green leotard and he's sneering. "You must be 'Green With Envy' ".

Next is a big black guy standing at the door buck naked. He's got a huge erection and his schlong is stuck in a Boston Cream Pie.

We're stumped. We have no idea what emotion he is.

"I'm fuckin' dis custard!"
 

deadheadskier

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yet another good ole lesson in ebonics

Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo' what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
 
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