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Cutter Fuse Floor Pump
How many lifeless floor pumps have you had to bury in the backyard, next to Sammy, Doug, Sprinkles and Bob during your cycling career? Hasn't there been enough death? The Fuse Floor Pump stands strong against needless sacrifices. Like something out of an Area 51 hangar, the Fuse looks, feels, and even smells like it's up to the job of inflating tires well into the next generation. The Fuse boasts a large Bar and PSI pressure gauge, Presta and Schrader valve compatibility, an incremental pressure adjustment button, and enough durable bat-like weight to take down any trespassing would-be bike thieves. Fused! It's too bad the Cutter Fuse Floor Pump isn't more like a 5-bladed razor, because then you'd get to see a futuristic commercial in which one of our employees is scoopin' mad ladies after shaving with the Fuse.
Price: $45.23 (54% Off!)
Regularly: $98.95
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How many lifeless floor pumps have you had to bury in the backyard, next to Sammy, Doug, Sprinkles and Bob during your cycling career? Hasn't there been enough death? The Fuse Floor Pump stands strong against needless sacrifices. Like something out of an Area 51 hangar, the Fuse looks, feels, and even smells like it's up to the job of inflating tires well into the next generation. The Fuse boasts a large Bar and PSI pressure gauge, Presta and Schrader valve compatibility, an incremental pressure adjustment button, and enough durable bat-like weight to take down any trespassing would-be bike thieves. Fused! It's too bad the Cutter Fuse Floor Pump isn't more like a 5-bladed razor, because then you'd get to see a futuristic commercial in which one of our employees is scoopin' mad ladies after shaving with the Fuse.
Price: $45.23 (54% Off!)
Regularly: $98.95
Buy Now