i exceeded my quota at the lemonade stand....

[Brownsville Brooklyn]

i went over to hecksher to get some fresh air & sun....a large art show for the weekend was there....im at my beloved deck area & along comes a woman & 3 kids....they set up a lemonade stand by the deck no where near the main entrance....they had a 5 intial acronym that i jumped all over for their organization to clean the gulf from the oil spill....i told the mother i worked under one of the greatest sales guys in the last 30 years, jack murphy, he was with epson when i worked with him, and you need to move your table to the main entrance & have the 3 kids (10-11 years old maybe) talking it up as the people walk by....well low & behold the jack murphy in me came out....there lemonade was gone in one hour & most people i had donate the $1 without taking any lemonade....they grossed $65 or so of which i gave them a $10 & 2 singles....rack that baby!!

 

[Paul]

 

[Geoff]

 

[wa-loaf]

 

[Brownsville Brooklyn]

r u jealous, Geoff?

 

[ctenidae]

The Kool-Aid. You drinks it too.

 

[Beetlenut]

Me thinks you're a few lemons short of a Lemonade Stand!

 

[Black Phantom]

Me thinks you're a few lemons short of a Lemonade Stand!

 

[ctenidae]

Me thinks you're a few lemons short of a Lemonade Stand!

One wave short of a shipwreck
Couple sandwiches shy of a picnic.
Sharp as a pound of wet leather.

 

[Groundskeeper Willie]

its kinda funny..

but as I refrain from jumping in on this....WHERE are BP's and the other protestations? hmmm...methinks he doth protest too much

 

[Black Phantom]

but as I refrain from jumping in on this....WHERE are BP's and the other protestations? hmmm...methinks he doth protest too much