No Speakah Da English

[severine]

At a bus stop. Two Italian men get on the bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.

The lady can't take this any more,
'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.
In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'

Hey, calma down lady,' said the man.

'Who'sa talkin' abouta sex?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'

 

[ctenidae]

Why does Mississippi have 4 i's, 4 s's, and 2 p's, but only one M?

 

[severine]

Why does Mississippi have 4 i's, 4 s's, and 2 p's, but only one M?

Do I want to know....? :lol:

 

[Geoff]

A long-married couple are in bed. The husband rolls over, taps his wife, and says, "You want some 69?" She looks at the alarm clock and replies, "Beef and Broccoli? At this hour?"

 

[Dr Skimeister]

A long-married couple are in bed. The husband rolls over, nudges his wife.

"Sorry honey, I have a gyno appointment in the morning"

The husband grumbles, rolls back over to his side.

A few minutes later, the husband nudges her again. "You don't have a dentist appointment too, do you?"