People that you don't know think I'm great

[mondeo]

My boss says I'm the best employee he has. Random people I meet on the street see me coming and immediately shield their eyes. My friends apologize for not being worthy of my awesomeness. Chuck Norris runs away from me. Mother Teresa once claimed that her only regret in life was not matching my generosity. I can speak Russian, in French. I have sole veto power over Nobel prize selections.

Please like me. Even though I'm the awesomest person in the world, I base my self worth upon the opinions of strangers.

 

[ctenidae]

I live vicariously through myself. I don't have time for you.

I like you anyway. Some days. But not others. On those days, I carry a little bit of latent anger towards you for difficult to discuss reasons. Let's just say that night in Tijuana wa just not cool.

 

[wa-loaf]

Tijuana is a place, but not Nogales where i bought a blanket for five dollars and had some drinks. This was unlike Germany were a blanket I didn't have, but drinks were had including tequilla that I did not have in Tijuana or Nogales.

Eagles!

 

[bvibert]

My beloved mom says I'm the most handsome guy around. Some watery tart threw a sword at me and said that I should be king.

 

[WakeboardMom]

Tijuana is a place, but not Nogales where i bought a blanket for five dollars and had some drinks. This was unlike Germany were a blanket I didn't have, but drinks were had including tequilla that I did not have in Tijuana or Nogales.

Eagles!

: - )

 

[deadheadskier]

Mike?

Do you need a hug?

 

[4aprice]

My beloved mom says I'm the most handsome guy around. Some watery tart threw a sword at me and said that I should be king.

Loose women hanging around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of goverment.

Alex

Lake Hopatcong, NJ

 

[RootDKJ]

Loose women hanging around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of goverment.

Alex

Lake Hopatcong, NJ

:lol:

 

[roark]

totally thought this was a douchville dooklyn thread.

 

[Puck it]

People that think they know everything. Really piss us off, the ones that do.


If you had everything in the world. Where would you put it?

In my toaster oven!!!!!!!

 

[WakeboardMom]

If you had everything in the world. Where would you put it?

I'd put it either in one of my kids' Christmas stockings or Easter baskets...because I'd forget it was there, and then I'd find it the next year, and it would be an awesome surprise!

 

[ctenidae]

If you had everything in the world. Where would you put it?

I'd catalogue it all on my 1:1 scale world map. Where are my car keys? D15.

 

[mondeo]

In my toaster oven!!!!!!!

You! Oversteer my bagel!