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  • Killington

    Votes: 3 75.0%
  • Sunappe

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Gun Stock

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bad Bear (North)

    Votes: 1 25.0%

  • Total voters
    4

BodeMiller1

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What was your account handle here before BodeMiller1?
Freeski, I know the folks that ski Sunday River and Cannon. Killington since 1991. Those were my home hills. Lived 73 minutes from Cannon in Concord, NH. Then had an old beat-up hunting camp near the golf course at SR & everywhere in between. Now I'm in Vermont trying to land the hottest woman in Montpelier, VT. Sometimes it's not easy. :unsure:
 

BodeMiller1

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Hot Vermont woman is practically an oxymoron. Set your standards at a number fewer than 32 teeth, and you'll have greater success.
Nope she's a fox. I only pick up 9 and 10s. And she's pegged at 12

This ain't rock 'n' roll
This is genocide
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With a silicon hump and your ten-inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was, Todd Browning streak he was
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knees
I'm surev you're not protected for it's plain to see
The Diamond Dogs are poachers, and they hide behind trees
Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with killer pin
(Here they come) I keep a friend serene
(Here they come) Oh, baby, come on to me
(Here they come) Well, she's come, been, and gone
Come out of the doorway, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
That Halloween Jack is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, oh Tarzan, go man go
Meets his little hussey with his ghost town approach
Her face her saddest feature but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are civilized
(Here they come) I keep a friend serene
(Here they come) Oh, baby, come on to me
(Here they come) Well, she's come, been, and gone
Come out of the doorway, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Wow ho, ho, call them the Diamond Dogs
Wow, ho, ho, call them the Diamond Dogs
In the year of the scavenger, season of the bitch
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch
Just another future song, lonely little kitsch
(There's gonna be sirens) Try and wake up tomorrow
(They come) I keep a friend serene
(Here they come) Oh, baby, come on to me
(Here they come) Well, she's come, been, and gone
Come out of the doorway, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Wow, ho, ho, call them the Diamond Dogs
Wow, ho, ho, call them the Diamond Dogs
Wow, ho, ho, call them the Diamond Dogs
Call them the Diamond (Dogs)
Call them, call them
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Call them, call them, wow, ho, ho,
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Keep cool
Diamond Dogs rule
OK
Beware of the Diamond Dogs
Beware of the Diamond Dogs
Beware of the Diamond Dogs
Beware of the Diamond Dogs

The problem is she's a snow boarder>>>
 
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