Skiers ‘forced to have penises measured before Winter Olympics amid reports they are injecting ACID into manhoods’

[urungus]

Olympic skiers 'forced to measure penises as some inject acid'

SKI JUMPING bosses are tackling a penis enlargement saga which threatens the integrity of the sport. Some jumpers are suspected of injecting hyaluronic acid into their genitals in order to gain a c…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[pinion]

Lol, ‘equipment manager’ now includes a ruler and a heroic commitment to not laughing.

 

[skiur]

I was totally expecting that to have to do with trans men in women's skiing.

 

[deadheadskier]

Maybe like the porn industry, Nordic jumping teams should employ Fluffers for up in the starting area.

 

[kingslug]

What..in the holy hell....

 

[Hawk]

For a minute I thought this was a Midnight Jester post. I'm trending on fake news I think.

 

[thetrailboss]

Wow.

 

[BenedictGomez]

I was totally expecting that to have to do with trans men in women's skiing.

If it was a game show where you have to guess the story from a short headline, that would have been my guess.