Spammer names

[ctenidae]

Gotta say, they're getting more creative. Either that, or the parents of independent Cialis distributors are one cruel bunch.

Some recent gems filtered by gmail:

Votive D. Excrescence
Dazhdog Schaar
Broke I. Degas
Belarus G. Connectives
Blanca Meissner
Levi Holliday
Innokenti Forbis
Destabilize E. Adventi
Accedes S. Connoisseur

And my personal favorite in this batch:
Disappointing F. Spinals

 

[Paul]

You forgot:


Marc

 

[ctenidae]

MArc's emails are set to "Destroy" in the filter. I'm thinking of upping the setting to "Mail Bomb" soon.

 

[noski]

Today's best one was trying to sell me software at a cheap rate. His name was Turd R. Exporter.

 

[ctenidae]

New ones today:
Endear E. Incubator
Cary Garcia (I like it)

And my new fake-email-name:
Bilbo Borland

 

[noski]

"Skorr More" wants me to have a better Superbowl Party.

 

[ctenidae]

Crossbow O. Bellyfulls would like me to buy something called VcIfAuGdRfA, for only $m3j. Not sure what that translates to in USD, but it sounds like a good price for VcIfAuGdRfA.

Query D Teepee has some 75% off software, too.

Seems to me, query d teepee is something I'd ask my wife to do, concerning hardware.

Thank you! I'll be here til' Thursday. Try the veal!

 

[Marc]

Hey, hey, the only thing I spam for is my mtn top brothel.



And so far, ctenidae has put in 12 reservations, if anyone's curious.

 

[ctenidae]

12 as ctenidae. I won't tell you what the back-up names are until afterwards- I want those frequent flyer miles!

 

[noski]

another good one

It's been a while since I had an admirable spammer name. Today is Pedicure E. Smudging. I have no idea what he wants to sell me, the subject line is all symbols.

 

[Marc]

12 as ctenidae. I won't tell you what the back-up names are until afterwards- I want those frequent flyer miles!

So bckstreetboyzFAn12 is your alter ego eh? I should've known.

 

[ctenidae]

Bedouin P. Pigsties and Spurius Weintraub both want me to be leaner adn slimmer by next week, while not overpaying for my medicines. So nice of them to be concerned.

 

[Marc]

Spurius Wientraub is a great name.

If I ever had a kid, I think I just found his first and middle names.

 

[ctenidae]

I'm kind of a fan of that one, too.

 

[Marc]

The more you have to drink, the cooler it gets.

 

[ctenidae]

It could be a good band, too- Spurius Weintraub and the Bedouin Pigsties.
You'd have to play some Herbie Hancock fusion jazz/regae/ska combo, but if you could pull it off, you'd be golden.

 

[Marc]

It wouldn't work without a little 80's hair band thrown in there. That would be like the glue holding it all together.


Or the hair gel, if you will.

 

[ctenidae]

Antagonized F. Hype.

I like it.

 

[skibum1321]

Speaking of spam, tipcell seems to be a pretty big one here on AZ, since he just posted about 10 ads.

 

[ctenidae]

tipcell better watch out- Antagonized F Hype really wants me to buy Viagra from him- got a second email from him today. His persistence makes him a contender for my pharmaceutical business, though Jackhammer M Profiteer will probably get my software business.