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Summer skiing boredom - post your skiing haiku

VTKilarney

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Here are two to start:

Skiing is classy
Pabst Blue Ribbon is not classy
Hipsters know this fact


Moguls are snowy bumps
An obstacle to many people
Not to most folks here.
 
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skiNEwhere

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This has definitely got to be the most original thread on AZ

Now I just need to look up the requirements for a haiku since it's been so long
 

octopus

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all skiers suck ass

love big hard moguls a lot

go snow board all day
 
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ss20

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Summer on AZ
It is boring as can be
So we make these threads
 

VTKilarney

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Dang! There are two disturbed minds out there who thought a thread like this made sense!
 

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Kigo Haiku

Winter coming
the cold season
fun skiing

Translation

Fuyu kitaru
Samui kisetsu
Tanoshī sukī

Traditional Japanese 5/7/5

Oops! I took this seriously!
 

octopus

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i love snowsports, but

moguls are for ski douchebags

free mrg now:beer:
 

Savemeasammy

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If I sucked in bumps

I would be a whiner, too

Luckily, I don't :D


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