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Things you do to anoy your spouse

dlague

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The attempt at humor at her expense, especially first thing in the morning!

Forgetting stuff!

Having a conversation with her then zoning out on another thought then return with the wrong answer!

Believe it or not setting the table wrong!

I should stop now!

But in her defense, she was skiing more advanced trails this season and wanted to ski on Mother's Day.


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Siliconebobsquarepants

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The attempt at humor at her expense, especially first thing in the morning!

Forgetting stuff!

Having a conversation with her then zoning out on another thought then return with the wrong answer!

Believe it or not setting the table wrong!

I should stop now!

But in her defense, she was skiing more advanced trails this season and wanted to ski on Mother's Day.


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This might help
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1I3pSZGCuHA
 

Siliconebobsquarepants

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From the the Red Green show! That guy is funny! My wife does not see the humor though.


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My Wife loves the "Mans Prayer part "
watched a few episodes on Youtube this afternoon ,shame they cancelled the show loved the creative gadgets, My 7 year old laughed his ass off when he saw the ground hog skit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naJ18PUo55o
 

dlague

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Oh another one - looking around while driving or jumping into a conversation not knowing what it is about.


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octopus

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my wife hates when i check my cell at the table, dinner, breakfast, whatever. and everything else i do.
 

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My wife hates skiing talk during her summer! Always tells me to let her have her summer.


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She hates it when I'm hypothesizing in July about when the first snowfall will be.
 

Warp Daddy

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After 49 plus years of marriage this is not even a concern anymore , what is scary is how much alike we are in attitude . She is in better shape than i will ever be and is my better angel , it may sound schmatlzy BUT it is true .

Sometimes I act like i am not the sharpest tool in da box ,BUT i KNOW what I Know :beer: See below

My advice to all the newly marrieds when asked is that the guy learn the MOST powerful sentence in the english language : "Helluva idea, wish i thought of it myself "
 
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