SKIQUATTRO
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at the end of the day of skiing i like to grab a Bush and head for the Mountains.....
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Would you rather ski or have sex?
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Cannonball
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Every year I survive 5-6 months of no skiing. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't survive 5-6 months of no sex. So I guess sex takes the win.
skiNEwhere
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This is a tough question......
If we are assuming that we are talking about sex with ONLY our wife or girlfriend, then we have to assume we are skiing at the same ski resort. If we are assuming the sex is the best sex we've ever had, we have to assume the skiing is in 2 feet of untouched pow.
But I think the best way to phrase this question is to assume we've gone six months WITHOUT skiing OR sex. If that's the case, I'l take skiing.
If we are assuming that we are talking about sex with ONLY our wife or girlfriend, then we have to assume we are skiing at the same ski resort. If we are assuming the sex is the best sex we've ever had, we have to assume the skiing is in 2 feet of untouched pow.
But I think the best way to phrase this question is to assume we've gone six months WITHOUT skiing OR sex. If that's the case, I'l take skiing.
poconovfr
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No friends on powder days.
My wife is awesome she'll be racing me to the catch first chair. She's a good woman.;-)
My wife is awesome she'll be racing me to the catch first chair. She's a good woman.;-)
HD333
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Not a bush man myself. Unlike the mountian I prefer my woman groomed....
marcski
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Funny coming from someone with an Avatar like yours.....But, I have to admit, I do agree with your sentiment.
jrmagic
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aaronbru
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You have to level to playing fields the comparison to work.
Lets assume skiing is free, and right next to you when you wake up every Saturday morning. Now which one do you choose and how often would you choose it. (assume you didn't have sex or ski all week long and assume you can only choose one)
I would probably end up skiing on more weekends than I had sex for the sole reason that sex is over and done with much too soon. Although I'm sure that I would 'accidentally' have sex and then realize that now I can't ski more often than not.
Lets assume skiing is free, and right next to you when you wake up every Saturday morning. Now which one do you choose and how often would you choose it. (assume you didn't have sex or ski all week long and assume you can only choose one)
I would probably end up skiing on more weekends than I had sex for the sole reason that sex is over and done with much too soon. Although I'm sure that I would 'accidentally' have sex and then realize that now I can't ski more often than not.
2sons
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Do I get to ski for longer than 3 minutes? Any backcountry access? Are the moguls big and firm? Then yes, skiing.
steamboat1
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Sex is so overrated.
ScottySkis
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MJ and sex make a great combo lol.
Smellytele
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I do both about the same amount. 1 is spread out over 12 months though.
Well unless you count by myself.
Well unless you count by myself.
KD7000
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At one point while having sex, I lost balance and tumbled over the steep side of the bed down to the floor below. I was fine, but with no way to get back up to the bed above, I attempted crawling out of the bedroom but got stuck about 15 feet from the hallway. I was surrounded by couches and chairs. I tried turning directions but kept getting stuck, and so I had to leave my wife behind in order to walk/crawl back up to the bedroom.
Stache
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I'm voting for skiing.
It's been so long since I've had sex, I forget who gets tied up.
It's been so long since I've had sex, I forget who gets tied up.
skiNEwhere
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Bump. Still skiing
dlague
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Answer - well never had to choose between the two, and I hope that I never have to! If I did not have a significant other, and I did have to choose then I would have to alternate my choices each day!
BenedictGomez
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But not having sex?
skiNEwhere
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Can I have one if not having the other?
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