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http://unofficialnetworks.com/sex-skiing-55619/
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Would you rather ski or have sex?
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Cannonball
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I think this writer needs some help with his sex life.
bigbog
Active member
Ditto Cannonball,
Leave it to a 15yo skibum, who's not getting much, to create a thread like that...
Leave it to a 15yo skibum, who's not getting much, to create a thread like that...
Smellytele
Well-known member
10 Reasons Skiing is better than Sex:
10. Choice of day or night. I think this is an option for both
9. You pay once to go up and down all day - I think this is an option for both
8. Skis are always hard
7. You have your choice of expert or beginner - I think this is an option for both
6. You always get picked up when in line - but could still get thrown off
5. Lubricant lasts for days - not sure on this one
4. Vertical is better than horizontal - I think this is an option for both
3. You can ride more than two mounds at a time - I think this is an option for both
2. Lessons are available
1. Abundance of virgin territory - Not always the case usually get sloppy seconds also virgins aren't all that.
10. Choice of day or night. I think this is an option for both
9. You pay once to go up and down all day - I think this is an option for both
8. Skis are always hard
7. You have your choice of expert or beginner - I think this is an option for both
6. You always get picked up when in line - but could still get thrown off
5. Lubricant lasts for days - not sure on this one
4. Vertical is better than horizontal - I think this is an option for both
3. You can ride more than two mounds at a time - I think this is an option for both
2. Lessons are available
1. Abundance of virgin territory - Not always the case usually get sloppy seconds also virgins aren't all that.
Plus this thread needs a poll 
soulseller
Member
That list is ridiculous. But lets be honest, in order to make this question interesting, one parameter needs to be established. Are we talking about sex with your spouse or someone new...
billski
Active member
+1 .
billski
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Plus this thread needs a poll
How can you assert that?
I think we need to have a poll to legitimize the need for a poll 
Cannonball
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Plus this thread needs a poll
That writer needs a pole.
drjeff
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Is bacon involved with either??
That could change my answer :lol:
That could change my answer
:lol: 
Edd
Well-known member
I've had this conversation a number of times and I must admit there were days I could go either way. These days though, I guess sex requires less driving and packing. Whichever is easier...
Smellytele
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What not to say when answering this pole "...I could go either way."
marcski
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Depends on who you'll be having sex with vs. Where you'll be skiing and what the conditions are like.
Edd
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:grin: Why you...
C-Rex
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Are we talking sex with no strings? Or do I have to wine and dine before, care about her needs during, and cuddle while resisting the urge to tell her to go get me a sandwich after? Because in that case, I'd rather go snowboarding then rub one out and call it a day.
HD333
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I would rather ski then have sex after.
vdk03
New member
Agreed
So what if you had the option to either spend the day a) with the girl of your dreams, or b) ski/ride anywhere on the planet in ideal conditions? Who or where would you do/go?
C-Rex
New member
Jessica Alba vs. Smuggs on a pow day.
Or Janet Reno vs. Mt. Southington after a nice thaw/freeze cycle.
SIKSKIER
New member
Sorry but that was a softball
Ya,either way?And some days there is more packing with sex.But one that goes either way would know that.:smile:
Ya,either way?And some days there is more packing with sex.But one that goes either way would know that.:smile:
Smellytele
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And you got sloppy seconds on the bashing...
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