Really Mean Pranks

[NYDrew]

Lets just say that I really really hate the kid the landlord put in to fill a room. He has no respect for other people or their property (or pets). He is fat, messy, smelly and just an all around gross person besides his respect problems.

I got 5 weeks to come up with a goodbye stab in the back (or four) before I move out. I want him to regret everything he put me and my other roomate through in our final semester of college. However, the revenge can not be to global because I still like the 2 kids who will be staying past december also.

I need ideas.

 

[Grassi21]

Does he have a car? Saran wrap his car. Use as many rolls as you can apply before getting caught. I saw that one in a Meathead flix. It doesn't damage his property but will be a real pain in the ass to cleanup.

Can you get into his place while he is sleeping? If so, teabag him! Don't forget to take pictures.

 

[ctenidae]

You could just saran wrap him to his bed. Best of both worlds.
If you want to be really evil, you could steal all his stuff, adn replace it with exact replicas.

 

[Marc]

If he has his own landline phone, put a pieces of scotch tape very carefully over the mouth piece.

Halfway through the day, or about until he gets used to screaming into the phone to be heard, sneak in and take it off and watch him scream at the next person that calls.

 

[BeanoNYC]

If so, teabag him! Don't forget to take pictures.

LMAO...now that's just gross.

 

[John84]

Me and my friend were able to pull this one off while my friend was out of town. We went to Home Depot and picked up lots of 2x4's and plywood. We then rented a U-Haul truck and parked it down the street from his house at about 1 in the morning. In the truck we made four sides of a box that would fit his car. We took the 4 sides out, placed them around his car and then nailed them together to form the complete box. Needless to say, when he got home he was speechless.

 

[Grassi21]

LMAO...now that's just gross.

We had two victims of the tea bag at the Lax Final Four in Philly. And yes, we have the pictures to prove it. One of the guys got it twice in one day. 30 years old and still as immature as HS, I love my friends.

 

[NYDrew]

no car. locks his door

 

[Grassi21]

no car. locks his door

hmmm, tough cookie. i'm gonna have to think on this a bit.

 

[BeanoNYC]

If he's really as big of a jerk as you say I would put an obituary in for him up at your local and his hometown papers. His bank accounts will get closed, people will call his none stop. It would take over his life for a few months. You just have to pose as a funeral home.

 

[bvibert]

If he's really as big of a jerk as you say I would put an obituary in for him up at your local and his hometown papers. His bank accounts will get closed, people will call his none stop. It would take over his life for a few months. You just have to pose as a funeral home.

Good one, sounds like you might get in a bit of trouble if caught though...

 

[Marc]

no car. locks his door

Get a lock picking set.


When he's not there, superglue everything on his desk to his desk.



And then change the lock.

 

[BeanoNYC]

Good one, sounds like you might get in a bit of trouble if caught though...

He didn't say legal pranks.

 

[JimG.]

You could just saran wrap him to his bed. Best of both worlds.
If you want to be really evil, you could steal all his stuff, adn replace it with exact replicas.

Go for the jugular! Let your roomies in on the plan, then saran wrap the toilet.

 

[skiNEwhere]

ok, if you really detest him, and i mean REALLY hate him, you could

glue thumbtacks to his windshield wipers. When he turns them on they will make a really nice design on his windshield.

Get liquid nitrogen, and freeze 5 or 6 cans of shaving cream, and IMMEDIATELY peel the outside of the can off. Because the can is totally frozen, the shaving cream will be like an ice cube. Throw them in his car, they will expand as they thaw out

And if you just wanna mess with him a little:

Put vasoline on his windshield wipers. It will spead and be hard to remove because it is oil based and won't mix with water.

I've never actually done these before, just heard about them. Lemme know how it works for you. Keep in mind if you get caught doing the first 2 you will probably face charges.....

 

[SkiDork]

he already said no car

ok, if you really detest him, and i mean REALLY hate him, you could

glue thumbtacks to his windshield wipers. When he turns them on they will make a really nice design on his windshield.

Get liquid nitrogen, and freeze 5 or 6 cans of shaving cream, and IMMEDIATELY peel the outside of the can off. Because the can is totally frozen, the shaving cream will be like an ice cube. Throw them in his car, they will expand as they thaw out

And if you just wanna mess with him a little:

Put vasoline on his windshield wipers. It will spead and be hard to remove because it is oil based and won't mix with water.

I've never actually done these before, just heard about them. Lemme know how it works for you. Keep in mind if you get caught doing the first 2 you will probably face charges.....

 

[skiNEwhere]

no car. locks his door

he already said no car

OK, That only eliminates the second one, he can still do the other 2

 

[Brettski]

Move on and be thankful you're gone?

 

[Grassi21]

Get a lock picking set.


When he's not there, superglue everything on his desk to his desk.



And then change the lock.

But you don't want to get caught for breaking in to some one's room. What about filing his key hole full of crazy glue? Why stop there? Put a nice thick bead of glue all around the opening of the door.

 

[SkiDork]

OK, That only eliminates the second one, he can still do the other 2

huh? they all involve a car