Another ridiculous marketing claim-

[Marc]

I know I shouldn't be surprised by this kind of thing anymore, but really- I think we all know the benefits of synthetic fabrics. Give it a rest-

Polartec Power Stretch fabric stretches four-ways, is wind resistant, dries quickly, wicks moisture, and allows heat to escape without compromising insulation

Now, check me if I'm wrong... but the bolded claim appears to be completely contradictory to me. What the hell?

 

[marcski]

I know I shouldn't be surprised by this kind of thing anymore, but really- I think we all know the benefits of synthetic fabrics. Give it a rest-

Polartec Power Stretch fabric stretches four-ways, is wind resistant, dries quickly, wicks moisture, and allows heat to escape without compromising insulation

Now, check me if I'm wrong... but the bolded claim appears to be completely contradictory to me. What the hell?

I agree not the most well-written, but I think they meant that its breathable.

 

[MRGisevil]

If you stretch your Polartec Power Stretch fabric into six additional shirts and forward them on, Bill Gates will send you a check for $246. If you do not, you will have bad luck for ten years and carpenter ants will ruin your deck.

 

[tree_skier]

Damn thats where the ants came from

 

[ctenidae]

Wake me when they have 5-way stretch Polartec. Then I'll get excited.

 

[drjeff]

Wake me when they have 5-way stretch Polartec. Then I'll get excited.

How long until we get in the boot stretch polar tech pants? Wait, they'd need to bring back the rear entry boots to compliment them first! :lol:

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Nothing like seeing gapers tuck their snowpants and long underwear into their boots...I often see stretch pants Sally out on Presidents Day..in her Rear Entrys..skiing in a head band when it's 5 degrees out..lol

 

[Marc]

Wake me when they have 5-way stretch Polartec. Then I'll get excited.

They do have that, but they only sell it in the ski shop at Ski Denton.

 

[drjeff]

Nothing like seeing gapers tuck their snowpants and long underwear into their boots...I often see stretch pants Sally out on Presidents Day..in her Rear Entrys..skiing in a head band when it's 5 degrees out..lol

Alll you need to complete the visual imagery is the Vuarnet cat eye sun glasses

 

[ctenidae]

They do have that, but they only sell it in the ski shop at Ski Denton.

They should- the quantum conditions on the triple fall line practicaly require it.