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Thongs on women... yea or nea?

Thongs, biatches, whatcho say?


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Marc

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The thong tree thread in skiing got me thinking about how I actually don't really like the looks of thongs on women. Some guys go crazy, I can't tell you how many of my idiot friends have punched me in the arm after seeing a woman crouch down and lean over an ask, "Didja see the whaletale on that one?!"

Yuck. I'm not in to butsecks, and as far as I'm concerned, that is a strictly one way street (in my bedroom anyway, I understand gay people like it, nothing against them, whatever blows your grundle hair back).

Garments should stay out of that area, IMHO. I don't even like the looks of a bare thong, swimsuit for example... makes the ass look too tall or out of preportion somehow. I'd much rather see a nice, low rise french cut or skimpy boyshorts, personally.

What's your view on thongs and why? Girls feel free to chime in with any additional insight us pigs might be missing.
 

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... I don't even like the looks of a bare thong, swimsuit for example... makes the ass look too tall or out of preportion somehow. I'd

You've just never seen a woman with a perfect ass in a thong. "Excuse me darling, you have a perfect ass, may I wear it as a hat?" Thongs look good if she has the anatomy for it!
 

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You've just never seen a woman with a perfect ass in a thong. "Excuse me darling, you have a perfect ass, may I wear it as a hat?" Thongs look good if she has the anatomy for it!

No, I've seen plenty I think... just the idea of where that thing is wierds me out a bit, and I still say boyshorts and/or low rise, very skimpy bikini bottoms look way better to me... but, this is a lot about personal preference, of course.
 

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There are a lot of asses out there that don't look right in a thong, but when it works I'm cool with.

I do agree with the boy shorts, those can be pretty damn hot.
 

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No, I've seen plenty I think... just the idea of where that thing is wierds me out a bit

Unless you're going to use the thong as dental floss, or you're a plumber, who cares where its been? Lets face it, with a great butt, anything looks good, boy shorts, french-cut, etc... I can understand that goats in thongs would turn you off though!!
 

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Not crazy about them either, especially since most unphotoshopped women just can't do them justice - sorry, white tan-less a$$es should not be wearing them.

Agree - low rise and boyshorts are it
 

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......................................There actually is a sort of comfort factor, believe it or not....................

But I probably shouldn't discuss this thread, seeing as I don't have one of those "perfect" asses you're striving for anyway.
 

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......................................There actually is a sort of comfort factor, believe it or not....................

But I probably shouldn't discuss this thread, seeing as I don't have one of those "perfect" asses you're striving for anyway.

I knew that "perfect" comment would draw you out!! Come on, the lid is off the can-o-worms now!! I'm sure Mark would be interested in the comfort factor!! :razz:
 

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Knowing what a wedgie feels like... I have a hard time believing that.

Aside from that, of course you should discuss this, because, 1 it gives us valued female perspective and insight, and 2, a perfect looking anything is subjective, and ipso facto, not restrained to any one thing.
 

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Oh, I see! Now I'm being baited! :p

Well, I look at it this way... most underwear ends up there anyway... instead of spending all day picking out wedgies, why not just start that way. It's really fairly comfortable. Hardly noticeable at all. Much better than a large wad of fabric there, KWIM?

Then again... I'm not opposed to commando...

And that's probably way more than anyone on here wants to hear about my underwear choices. I apologize for the appetites lost.
 

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Plus it makes you look much less stuck up than Randi, who is apparently to busy throwing icy water on homeless people to comment.
 

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Oh, I see! Now I'm being baited! :p

Well, I look at it this way... most underwear ends up there anyway... instead of spending all day picking out wedgies, why not just start that way. It's really fairly comfortable.

And that's probably way more than anyone on here wants to hear about my underwear choices. I apologize for the appetites lost.

I didn't know that about women's underwear, that's actually the best argument I think I've heard yet...
 

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See the edit above for further explanation...

Then again, my experience may just be because of how wide my own butt is... Perhaps tiny chicks don't get wedgies. ::shrug::
 
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