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Thongs on women... yea or nea?

Thongs, biatches, whatcho say?


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drjeff

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See the edit above for further explanation...

Then again, my experience may just be because of how wide my own butt is... Perhaps tiny chicks don't get wedgies. ::shrug::

From the picking I see my female employees doing on a regular basis :rolleyes:, and they range from a size 2 to a size maybe 12/14, I'd say that in this case, the wedgie is a phenomena that spans all a$$ sizes ;)
 

ComeBackMudPuddles

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"Thong Song"

This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong

[CHORUS]
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong

That girl so scandalous
And I know another nigga couldn't handle it
And she shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

Uh
She like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]

[CHORUS (2x)]

Whoaaa
That dress so scandalous
And I swear another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

(Whoa)
Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban ya like the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

(Whoa)
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)
Uh think to sing it again
Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh think to sing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

[CHORUS (3x)]

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That thong th thong thong thong)

(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
(That thong th thong thong thong)
 

drjeff

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"Thong Song"

This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong

[CHORUS]
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong

That girl so scandalous
And I know another nigga couldn't handle it
And she shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

Uh
She like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]

[CHORUS (2x)]

Whoaaa
That dress so scandalous
And I swear another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

(Whoa)
Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban ya like the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

(Whoa)
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)
Uh think to sing it again
Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh think to sing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

[CHORUS (3x)]

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That thong th thong thong thong)

(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
(That thong th thong thong thong)

And to think that GSS is missing this in real time ;) - If he was working right now, my guess is this thread would be atleast a couple of pages longer by now! :lol:
 

RootDKJ

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So the cleaning lady in my new office building (who works for Building Maintenance, not my company) likes to wear really tight sweatpants with very visable thongs underneath. She's not bad on the eyes either. Very visable when she's walking around....even more so when she's changing the bags in the garbage cans.
 

drjeff

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So the cleaning lady in my new office building (who works for Building Maintenance, not my company) likes to wear really tight sweatpants with very visable thongs underneath. She's not bad on the eyes either. Very visable when she's walking around....even more so when she's changing the bags in the garbage cans.

A plus to the new office digs for 'ya there Root! ;) Maybe the person from the coffee supply company will have the same "problem" ;) :)
 

ctenidae

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So the cleaning lady in my new office building (who works for Building Maintenance, not my company) likes to wear really tight sweatpants with very visable thongs underneath. She's not bad on the eyes either. Very visable when she's walking around....even more so when she's changing the bags in the garbage cans.

All I can think of is George Costanza.

Don't pull a George.
 

marcski

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IMHO, provided we're not talking serious "oversized load" (no female on this board that I've seen really applies to...not that I've seen every women on here..) a thong just frames a woman's ass perfectly. :)

My wife got these low-rise thongs a couple of months ago...and I have to tell you, they just get my motor running!!!

Oh, and Marc....try a thong made for a male....they might ride up and give you those wedgies as much as the female ones!
 

MRGisevil

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Plus it makes you look much less stuck up than Randi, who is apparently to busy throwing icy water on homeless people to comment.

Silence, peasant, lest I give you a proper thrashing!

IMHO thongs are for insecure women who need to feel better about themselves through what they wear (with the exception of Carrie, who just seems to dislike wedgies).

Given that I'm quite secure in my own inherent flawlessness, I've naturally never felt the need to wear one and highly doubt I ever will.

Marc sucks,

-R
 

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Silence, peasant, lest I give you a proper thrashing!

IMHO thongs are for insecure women who need to feel better about themselves through what they wear

I agree, naked would be much better than evil clothing.

Given that I'm quite secure in my own inherent flawlessness, I've naturally never felt the need to wear one and highly doubt I ever will.

Marc sucks,

-R

Tell me Randi, where I might find a drug to make me so delusional...
 

RootDKJ

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A plus to the new office digs for 'ya there Root! ;) Maybe the person from the coffee supply company will have the same "problem" ;) :)

Yeah, it's been movating me to spend more time in the office, and less time working from home:idea:. First time I've ever had a office with a window too!

Sales rep for the coffee company is named John. If he shows up in a thong, I'll be forced to go to his competetor. :puke:
 
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MRGisevil

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I agree, naked would be much better than evil clothing.



Tell me Randi, where I might find a drug to make me so delusional...

I know it's hard, Marc- being around a radiant creature such as myself and knowing you'll never compare, but try not to be too bitter about it. It's bad for the complexion.

Hey when iz joo coming to Sundown again? I've got a chairlift I wanna throw you off of.
 

deadheadskier

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not really a fan of thongs on any size ass

Makes me want to pull the string like that old kids toy

farmer.jpg



mooooo......the cow says
 

Grassi21

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Nothing wrong with the thong. But a pair of boy shorts exposing the gluteal fold (curve at the bottom of the butt) is money.
 
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