• Welcome to AlpineZone, the largest online community of skiers and snowboarders in the Northeast!

    You may have to REGISTER before you can post. Registering is FREE, gets rid of the majority of advertisements, and lets you participate in giveaways and other AlpineZone events!

Virgin or Slut

Would you prefer being stuck with a:

  • Virgin

    Votes: 7 30.4%
  • Slut

    Votes: 16 69.6%

  • Total voters
    23

Mildcat

Active member
Joined
Aug 27, 2007
Messages
1,440
Points
36
Location
Wistah
I always equate a sketchy chute to a hooker at a bachelor party...

Gets more sketchier for the next guy until it's undoable...

It's only Jan 5th and this has to be post of the year. :lol:
 

wintersyndrome

New member
Joined
Mar 8, 2006
Messages
544
Points
0
Location
Stamford, Connecticut
whether you want a virgin or a slut also depends on what sort of relationship you want to follow your escape after the spring thaw...

Virgins: more likely to be a stage 5 clinger

Slut: more likely to say "Thanks for the memories...lets do it again sometime...Look me up if your ever in Reno"
 

drjeff

Well-known member
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
19,539
Points
113
Location
Brooklyn, CT
I think he meant both a slut and a virgin. Which, by the way could help with keeping you awake on long rides from the mountain at night.

How true ;) I guess one would need to clarify exactly what type of virgin this would be then ;)
 

dmc

New member
Joined
Oct 28, 2004
Messages
14,275
Points
0
I think he meant both a slut and a virgin. Which, by the way could help with keeping you awake on long rides from the mountain at night.

AND make for an interesting "What are you doing now" post...
 
Top